Monster of the Day #695

I realize this still makes it look like they’re something interesting in Ghosthouse…DON’T FALL FOR IT! The beastie here looks a lot more impressive in the still than it does in the film, maybe because it’s awkward movements reveal it’s phony nature.

Sadly, I could not find a picture of the killer fan, so this concludes our tribute to Ghosthouse, starring Patrick Swayze.

  • Gamera977

    Patrick friggin’ Swayze stars in this!?! Oh wow now I have to see it!!!

    Is it as awesome as ‘Road House’?

    (sarcasm off)


    ‘Pain don’t hurt…’

  • Ken_Begg

    Oh, wait, Roadhouse and Ghosthouse are two different movies. Never mind.

  • Gamera977

    Oh great, now I can’t stop:

    I see the puppet telling Swayze ‘I thought you’d be bigger…’

    And ‘An undead bear fell on me!’

  • SteveWD

    I think you may have stumbled across the greatest mash-up idea ever. “If a creepy ghost girl with a clown gets in your face – be nice.” “Take the biggest monster in the world, shatter his knee and he’ll drop like a stone”. The possibilities are endless!

  • Gamera977

    Well, if I had a haunted roadhouse I’d hire the world’s greatest cooler to clean it up!

    ‘Your evil powers are no match for my +5 Holy Mullet of Undead Turning.’

  • bgbear_rogerh

    and Swayze was in “Ghost” which had Whoopi Goldberg and that’s scary right there.

  • Flangepart

    That’s the title, now what’s tag line?

  • SteveWD

    ‘Pain don’t hurt…….but this movie sure does’

  • Gamera977

    ‘A dozen ghosts, one cooler, NO PROBLEM!!!’

    Sorry, that’s the best I could come up with.

  • Gamera977

    Whoopi- now that is true horror…

  • Ken_Begg

    “I thought you’d be deader.”

  • FEnM

    “Sadly, I could not find a picture of the killer fan.”

    I got a few screenshots of the fan from my version if you want them. Of course, it just looks like a normal fan, so…

    Unless you were joking?

  • Sandy Petersen

    Okay this is lame, but i am a FAN of Ghosthouse and don’t recall this maggot-eaten corpse from it. It must have been present for like 10 seconds.

  • FEnM

    It shows up at the end and menaces the brunette gal (not the little sister).

  • Gamera977

    Watched it over the weekend on YouTube. I didn’t think it was anywhere as much fun as ‘Hausu’ but I did find the pseudoSwayze’s magnificent Mullet amazing.

    Can the hero’s hair be considered a ‘nut o’ fun’???