Chicago’s Alamo Drafthouse? (TONS of stuff)

Although it’s only a matter of time before Chicago’s lovely venerable Portage Theater falls to its Evil Empire new owner and is changed into an awful, crime-ridden music venue (like another the same guy already owns), a few other theaters seem to be trying to establish themselves as at least some sort of analogue to the famous Alamo Drafthouse chain in Texas.

Aside from the venerable Music Box Theatre, Chicago’s leading art cinema, who continues to run a weekly midnight movie and the occasional other cult movie event, the prime contender is the recently refurbished Logan Theatre. I’ve only head good things about the venue, and although it’s not my bag, I know they’ve added a bar on premises, again a sign they are going after that young college crowd.

The Logan is now showing a pair of old (mostly from the ’80s old, but still) movies every Friday and Saturday. Moreover, and although this isn’t great for us old farts with jobs, they are doing weekly cult movies on Wednesday nights at 10:30, showing primo crap for a mere $3. (I’m assuming they make a lot from liquor sales for those shows.)

Some upcoming stuff on the Wednesday Rewind slate:

2/27 Mankillers
3/6 The Killing of Satan (I showed this to Sandy last time I was in Dallas; it’s hilarious)
3/13 Boarding House
3/20 7 Lucky Ninja Kids
3/27 Baby Huey’s Easter Adventure
4/3 Liquid Sky
4/10 EvilSpeak
4/24 Get Even
5/1 Exterminator 2
5/8 Raiders: The Adaptation
5/15 Turkish Star Wars
5/22 The Dragon Lives Again
5/29 Hamburger: The Motion Picture

They also seem to be doing some later night Thursday shows, including Repo Man, Barbarella and Dune.

Some of their upcoming weekend movies include Amelie, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Clueless, E.T., The Last Waltz, The Wall, Purple Rain and Karate Kid.

That’s the lead contender, but then there’s the Patio Theater, which at least seeks to put itself in the conversation

On March 10th (predictably, the same date the nearby Portage is running their 24 hour sci-fi fest, mentioned in an earlier blog post), the Patio, currently Chicago’s only second run theater that I know of, will be featuring a triple Albert Pyun bill, including his latest film.

Mr. Pyun will be there in person, perhaps to explicate why his Captain America movie was so much better than Marvel’s. The bill runs from 7:00 to midnight, and will feature the Director’s Cut (!!) of Cyborg with Jean-Claude Van Damme, the Terminator knock-off Nemesis, and Road to Hell, the aforementioned new movie. Not bad for $12.

The Patio will also be showing Willow (??) on Saturday 3/2/13 – Monday 3/4/13. Times are Sat: 10:00pm, Sun: at 3:00pm, and Mon: 7:30pm.

The Warriors in 35mm will play on Fri March 22nd at 10:00pm and Mon March 25th at 7:30pm.

Coolest of all, arguably, is the Saturday March 30th showing of Shogun Assassin at 10:00. Yes, the Lone Wolf and Cub / Babycart Assassin film.

Then just today the Music Box put out their Spring catalogue. Showings of interest:

March 22, 23 & 24th: Showings of The Room with Tommy Wiseau and that other dude in attendance.

March 31st An Easter showing of the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

May 12th a Mother’s Day showing of Mommie Dearest.

The weekend Matinee series will feature the work of Orson Welles, including showings of Citizen Kane, The Stranger, Magnificent Ambersons, Lady from Shanghai, Touch of Evil, F is for Fake and more.

The week of April 5th will see showings of Room 237, the critically lauded documentary on Kubrick’s The Shining.

Apr 22-25th will see the director’s cut (!!) of Ishtar. (!!!)

May 24th-27th Harold Lloyd’s seminal Safety Last (the one where he hangs off the clock).

And then the Midnight Showings:

March

1/2 The Terminator
8/9 Inferno (Argento)
3/15 Showgirls
3/16 Rocky Horror
29/30 The Shining

April
4/5 Detroit 9000 (COOL!)
12/13 Spinal Tap
20 Rocky Horror
26/27 Desperate Living

May

3/4 Fantastic Planet
10/11 Romeo & Juliet
17 The Room
18 Rocky Horror
24/25 Cannibal Holocaust

The Pickwick Theater, across the street from where I work right now, will see a showing of The Adventures of Robin Hood on Sunday, March 10th at 7:30. It’s a glorious movie in a glorious theater, and sponsored by the library I work at. They will also be sponsoring a showing of the silent classic The Black Pirate on Sunday, April 28th, starring Douglas Fairbanks. Of course, I am down in Texas that weekend.

Also at the Pickwick will be the normal six movies shown for G-Fest in nearby Rosemont; two double bills on Thursday, July 11th, and a late showing on both Friday and Saturday. Two announced titles (times TBA) are the original Gamera vs. Gyos and Gamera 3: The Awakening of Iris.

Moreover, that weekend perhaps coincidentally is the same that G. Del Toro’s giant monster / mecha movie Pacific Rim opens. The Pickwick will feature a Thursday night midnight showing of the film, so that should be a great crowd. And yes, that means five giant monster movies that day at the Pickwick!!

Anyone who wants to come into town for any of the above, but especially the G-Fest stuff, can get free (if lame) lodgings and transport with me. And free Super Dawgs.

  • Albert Pyun

    Thanks for the mention Ken. I am looking forward to screening in Chicago where I have filmed three times (2 music videos for Ice-T and second unit for my infamous and nefarious “Ticker”). I read with interest about the theater situation on going there and it seems even my screening event has run into a few challenges (originally scheduled for the portege, then moved to the Patio). I guess there’s always politics and behind the scenes wraggling going on everywhere. But we are now firmly positioned at the Patio Theater and I’ll be bringing my director’s cuts of CYBORG and NEMESIS. Both re-mastered for this big screen event. Road To Hell has been received well everywhere its screened so I’m very excited to screen it in Chicago! Look forward to discussing either of the older films and even Captain America. Thanks for the mention, Ken.

    Albert Pyun

  • Ken_Begg

    Wow, a celebrity appearance! Every b-movie fan around in the ’80s and ’90s certainly knows of your work, and I should take the opportunity to thank you for the hours and hours of entertainment you’ve afforded me personally. I hope you pull a gigantic crowd.

  • You never know who’s going to run across you on the internet! (Not to brag, but I found a comment on my “A Slice of Cheesecake” blog posted by none other than famous 1960’s figure model Gloria Dawn! I gotta say, it made my day!) I like seeing this, as it shows Mr. Pyun to be very close to his fans. It’s always nice to see a celebrity who goes out of his way to converse with those who enjoy their work.

  • Andrew

    What’s the other venue that this guy owns?

  • Ken_Begg

    It’s called the Congress, and there’s a long string of broken promises on upkeep, crime related to the venue, stories of patrons being hassled by security, etc.

  • Ericb

    Well it’s certainly well named. Was that on purpose?

  • Ken_Begg

    Ha, I don’t think so. But yes, it’s like naming your kid Damien. You’re just asking for trouble.

  • The Rev.

    Yeah, Mr. Pyun likes to pop up when he’s mentioned online, it seems, which is cool. He came over to the B-Masters site a while back when Lyz reviewed The Sword and the Sorceror.

    I wish I was closer to Chicago. Great stuff going on there. Turkish Star Wars…man, I’d love to see that.

  • Andrew

    Ah yes, the Congress. Only saw one show there when I lived in Chicago, and I remember the security being unusually uppity.

  • Ken_Begg

    Apparently there’s been quite a history of patrons being severely harassed, both verbally and physically.