Thank goodness! Despite hiring the execrable Shane Black to direct Iron Man 3 (presumably Joe Esterhaus wasn’t available), they will NOT be allowing him to script it. Whew! On the other hand, this means the film will probably lack the following dialogue exchange:
Iron Man is tussling with the Bi_Beast (an obscure villain Black would use to allow for endless profane jokes regarding his name):
Black Widow, from the sidelines: “Iron Man! Kick him in the motherf~@#*&$ nads!”
Iron Man kicks Bi-Beast in the groin, and the villain collapses in agony to the floor.
Iron Man, in astonishment: “Holy ~@#*&$! Bi-Beast has f~@#*&$ nads!”
Black Widow: “F~@#*&$ that f~@#*&$!! I guess he won’t be f~@#*&$ both men and women any time soon!”
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You never want to say anything bad about Pixar, but man, could they lay off the sequels for a while? Toy Story 3 will be followed by Cars 2 and a second Monsters Inc. film. I’m sure the movies will all be good, but that seems a bad sign over all. And if they’re going to do sequels, how about The Incredibles? Or how about just doing a straight Marvel superhero movie, since Disney now owns Marvel?