“La vengeance est le mien!”
Will Jean Reno fill in for Richard Harris?
Brest, France – For several weeks, an enraged dolphin has been terrorising the French Atlantic coast, attacking boats and knocking fishermen into the sea, French media reported on Wednesday.
“He’s like a mad dog,” complained Hneri Le Lay, president of the association of fishermen and yachtsmen of the port of Brezellec, in Brittany.
“He has caused at least €1 500 damage in the past few weeks.”
The dolphin, who has been named Jean Floch, has destroyed rowboats, overturned open boats, flooded engines and twisted mooring lines.
Worse, two fishermen were knocked into the sea after the dolphin overturned their boat.
“I don’t want to see any widows or orphans,” Le Lay warned. “This could end badly.”
Seriously, is there any other country that could be terrorized by a freakin’ porpoise?
