Is this wrong? Let me count the ways…

Updated on February 8, 2011 By Ken Begg 21 Comments

Time to break out the Cray computer.

Just one to get the ball rolling…the heart-shaped crotch.

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  • Ericb

    No

  • 2 – The “sexy” stockings

  • Ericb

    What’s that red thing sticking out of her/its back? Man, this thing is just freeeeaking me out!

  • Rock Baker

    I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say this thing is from Japan.

  • Ericb

    I wonder if that was the look that Michael Jackson was aiming at with all the plastic surgery.

  • roger h

    Everyone knows Kitty White is only 5 Apples Tall.

  • Tork_110

    3- Suffers from bonitis.

  • KeithB

    Is this an MOTD?

    The B5 Keeper on her shoulder.

  • Terrahawk

    Does the stomach have a zipper? And what is the electric cord for?

  • TV’s Grady

    MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

  • GalaxyJane

    The football-style shoulder pads. They imply that things are going to get disturbingly physical

  • Marsden

    Why? Why?

    My daughter likes Hello Kitty. This is bad.

    I really don’t think that’s the original head.

  • Terrahawk

    But, there is only one shoulder pad. Why only one?

    Where is this picture from? It haunts my dreams.

  • fish eye no miko

    The boobs.
    Why? Just… why?

  • Hmm, from the completely extraneous shoulder pad and lack of feet I’d say this was designed by Rob Liefeld. However, the concurrent lack of pouches is puzzling, and she should be carrying a BFG.

  • fish eye no miko

    Ken Begg said: “Hmm, from the completely extraneous shoulder pad”

    Actually, this… thing DOES have both shoulder pads. The pose just makes the other one hard to see.
    Not that that makes is any less of an unholy abomination worthy of the Dark Lord himself, but…

    “I’d say this was designed by Rob Liefeld. However, the concurrent lack of pouches is puzzling, and she should be carrying a BFG.”

    She also not posed with her ass up in the air, or right in the camera…

  • Ericb

    “the completely extraneous shoulder pad and lack of feet”

    Given the cutsie victorian cyborg theme they seem to have going there I wouldn’t be suprised if rather than suffering from a lack of feet this thing has has its feet bound in the Chinese fashion.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_binding

  • KeithB

    I think it is on high heel platform shoes, and we can’t see the heels from this angle. I think you are not seeing her feet, but her toes.

    (I am pretty sure some of the old Chinese grandmothers I saw in California in the ’60s had feet that had been bound. It makes you walk bow-legged, not like this – as if reality has anything to do with our kitty here.)

  • Frank Bauroth

    …deleted scene from Funky Forest.

  • I’ve seen Funky Forest, and believe me, they deleted nothing.

  • The Rev.

    You know, if this had popped up in Funky Forest…it actually probably would’ve been one of the less weird things in it, and in fact its relative normalcy could have served as a grounding point for those immersed in its dizzying depths.

    That’s right, this would have seemed normal in the context of the rest of Funky Forest.

    Think about that. Let it….sink in.