Paging Demi Moore…

Publishers Weekly reviews Hester by Paula Reed, an upcoming sequel to The Scarlet Letter. In Reed’s envisioning, Hester takes her daughter Pearl back to England, where “…Hester reunites with a childhood friend whose husband is an ally of Oliver Cromwell, and when Cromwell learns of Hester’s magical ability to see other people’s sins…”

The reviewer also notes that “[I]t’s hard to imagine Hester using a word like “cock”…”

Well…yes.