Weirdest movie news in a while…

Cinescape.com reports that Sony Pictures has confirmed a slate of sequels, for such films as I Know What You Did, Like, What was that?, Eleven…no…Ten?…Whatever Summers Ago (not: may not be title actually used); Hollow Man II in which the danger is not just from an invisible man (sit down–he’s a rouge gov’ment spOOk gone wrong!) but from the eeee-vil guv’ment itself; and…

sit down…

Road House 2. Seriously. “The film will start where the original left off and will once again be about a tough bouncer hired to tame a rowdy bar.” No word on whether Swayze will be returning to the role, but it wouldn’t be that much later of a sequel than that one to Dirty Dancing several years ago.

I’m assuming these are all going straight to home video, but still, it’s a schlockfest.

  • Well that’s easy enough: in Roadhouse 2 Swayze plays Sam Elliott’s role from the first one. Then they get… I don’t know, someone from Dawson’s Creek to be the star. Which, I believe, means Patrick would have to get killed.