Monster of the Day #3461

Updated on February 6, 2024 By Ken Begg 10 Comments

“My beaker!”

Sure,  they gave him the brain of a man. However, it was the brain of a media influencer.  So…..

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  • When has the “I created you!” plea ever worked?

  • Kirk Draut

    It worked super for the waitress in Maximum Overdrive. By super, I mean the audience was happy.

  • 🐻 bgbear_rnh

    If it was the heart of a man and brains of a beast, would you be able to tell the difference?

  • 🐻 bgbear_rnh

    Motherhood is highly dependent on it.

  • Or as I used to remind mine, “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it!”

  • 🐻 bgbear_rnh

    “I can make more”

  • Eric Hinkle

    I think Ken mentioned as much himself once or twice. ‘I created you, you must obey me’ doesn’t even work with teenagers, so why does anyone think it’ll work with monsters?

  • Eric Hinkle

    When I was growing up, a certain young relation used to threaten her mother right back with, “Schoolteacher says I don’t have to listen to you!”

  • Ken_Begg

    Possibly the one authentically funny line I ever wrote.

  • Mine were homeschooled, so…