One: I get the reference, but this movie clearly should have been called Hippo Jaws.
Two: Judging by the poster, that boat is in no danger of becoming the latest marble for that hippo. It’ll be missed by a mile.
Beckoning Chasm
I bet The Asylum is kicking themselves for not thinking of this first. Though to be honest they’d call it “Dinopotamus vs Hovercraftgator.” And add a “II” to it. And hire Dean Cain.
Beckoning Chasm
Or an even better title: “Hippocritters”
🐻 bgbear_rnh
Hope it is on the same bill as “Cooties”.
Gamera977
As long as it lives up to the poster! I was listening to the ‘Monsters Among Us’ YouTube channel the other night. Normally they have people call in strange stories but this episode they had a roundtable discussion on the film ‘The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot.’
Which sounds absolutely amazing, the lead is even played by Sam Elliot.
But apparently the movie is friggin’ AWFUL… The only thing good about it is the title. Seems it keeps the ongoing pattern that movies about Sasquatch have to be horrible…
Eric Hinkle
Sounds like a fun movie. It may not even be all that far out an idea given how nasty hippos are IRL.
Beckoning Chasm
They actually have the blue-ray of that in my local Wal-Mart, but its reputation precedes it and I’ve not been tempted to buy it.
NobleCobra
What we could have gotten if “Battleship” had been a hit.