Monster of the Day #3243

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! HURRY UP!!!”

“Uhm, no, I, uh, don’t want to, er, startle the monsters. I have to, er, uh, move slowly so that the breasts…wait, did I say breasts? I meant monsters…uh…”

  • Beckoning Chasm

    “Hey, lady, it says right up there–‘Startling’! I’m startled, okay? Also, why are you shooting at me?”

  • bgbear_rnh

    I believe that would be Rubie’s “Sexy Robin Hood” costume.

  • Ken_Begg

    She’s offended by his male gaze. “I’m not dressing like this for YOU!”

  • It’s sure is nice of those trees to help that dude out.

  • Eric Hinkle

    Given how little she’s wearing, what does he need X-ray eyes for anyhow?

  • Marsden

    When stewardesses attack.