“These films aren’t aimed at old school slasher buffs (who being older probably wouldn’t be satisfied with a typically awful ’80s slasher film if they saw one now anyway). No, they are aimed at kids the age we were when the original Prom Night came out (although I personally was not a slasher fan, to say the least).”
Having written that just this morning, I later had a shift in my Library’s ‘Young Adult’ loft, basically a room for junior high schoolers. Amusingly, I heard one young lady, maybe 14 years of age, describing at length–and I mean for like five to ten straight minutes–a book she had just read. Or so I assumed. Eventually I recognized that she was describing events akin to those I’d seen in the Prom Night TV commericials. A question from one of her peers confirmed this, and moreover, upon being asked the young lady offered that she had found the movie “really scary.” The curmugeonly middle aged horror buff was aghast at this assertion, but it proffered concrete evidence that these films, as lame as we ourselves tend to find them, manage to please the expections of those that they are aimed at. Which, naturally, is why we’ll keep seeing them.
I remember when one critic wrote dismissively that Honey, a Jessica Alba (if I remember correctly) dance flick from few years back, was basically just a redo of Breakin’. Hip snarky pop culture reference aside, this points out why critics don’t hold much sway over the prospective audiences of such films: Breakin’ was made in 1984, nearly a quarter of a century ago. Honey‘s target audience not only hadn’t been born at that time, but wouldn’t be for several more years.
So, yes, I personally wish that kids were more literate (so to speak) in their horror movie tastes. But then, the older generation of my time disdained the junk I was watching, too.