Meg not surfacing any time soon…

 

Actually, I doubt it.  Still, nice article on the history and current status of the long bandied about film project.  Hey, it took Batman like 20 years to get to the screen, so who knows?  But even if it does get made, chances are about a hundred times better that it will more Deep Blue Sea than Jaws.  Still, these are the things that keep our dreams alive.

The details involving Jan de Bont are ominous.  Not so much because de Bont is a dream director (although he seems to have been on the right track here) as because this calls to mind de Bont’s similarly aborted version of Godzilla for TriStar.  Budget concerns closed down his more traditional proposed project, and when the film was finally made, it was the notorious suckfest by Dean and Emmerich which monumentally screwed the pooch and destroyed what could have been a great fanchise.

My advise:  If this gets made, keep it a sea monster movie, by which I mean have spectacle like ships and boats and stuff getting attacked.  Put in lots of things for the Meg to be scaled against, so it that really is communicated how big it is.  Use physical effects as well as CGI.  Keep the screenplay lean; we all know the cliches by now, and there’s no reason to drag things out.  And anyone who’s read any of the source novels knows that characterization is not what we’re talking about here.  However, at the same time things should be kept lean, don’t for the love of Jabootu film it like a Michael Bay movie.  Keep the direction simple and clean, with a focus on storytelling. 

  • Ericb

    “One screenwriter had the shark growling”

    What is it with Hollywood and growling sharks?

  • jzimbert

    I’m torn. As much as I know they shouldn’t show the shark during the first 5 minutes of the movie, I really, really want to SEE it attack the T. Rex.

  • Ericb

    That T. Rex opening is very similar to the opening of one of the BBC’s Walking With Dinosaurs programs were a theropod gets et by a Liopleurodon. Hmmm, Liopleurodon would make a good monster for a movie.

  • ericb

    There were no Megalodons alive in the Mesozoic though. Sharks didn’t become top ocean predators until the giant sea reptiles became extinct.

  • The Rev. D.D.

    And how many people will know that? Honestly?
    Even if they do, if it’s done well, they probably won’t care. I don’t complain about that cave dude spearing the young Allosaurs in 20 Million Years B.C., I just enjoy the hell out of the fight. You know?

    Anyway. It’ll be hard to avoid the cliches in this movie since the book’s practically one giant series of them.
    I think I know what Mr. Begg means though…it needs to be in a similar vein to Destroy All Monsters. Toss us a (relatively short) human scene every few minutes, but mostly have the big freakin’ shark eat and/or wreck things. We’re not here to watch estranged couples fight and romance bloom between antagonists and the other cliche crap that happens in the book; we here to watch a shark the size of a battleship go on a rampage.
    Art is fine, but when your source material isn’t art to begin with, you need to drop all pretensions and just go for the gusto (because, let’s face it, it’s going to require a miracle to pull off another Jaws.)

  • fish eye no miko

    One thing I really wish monster movies would drop is the “human bad guy” angle. I don’t care. I wanna see monsters killing people, period. I don’t need petty thieves, drug smugglers, escaped cons, or whatever else you feel need to be in the movie for more “conflict”. The monster(s) is/are enough “conflict” for me, thank you.

  • Ed Richardson

    There’s no way a Meg movie won’t surface within the next two years. No way.

    Let me put it this way:

    Cloverfield…$152 million at box office…most successful January release in history. In fact, I would venture to guess any and every big monster movie script optioned out right now is under scrutiny by the players in Hollywood.

    Love that concept Meg poster and I agree with Ken – great shots of of the creature next to ships, whales it’s feeding on, whatever.

    And of course the absolute, most important thing – it must not, can not look like CGI. This movie has to have at least $30mil put aside for effects.

  • David Fullam

    Isn’t Shane Salerno the guy who wrote the Alien vs. Predator films? Another factor may be familiarity. In the ensuing years there have been a ton of killer shark films (both large and small) released to DVD and Sci Fi.

  • Ed Richardson

    Meg would not be a killer shark movie any more than King Kong is an ape movie. The premise is more Jurassic Park than Jaws. The beast swallows mini-submersibles for crying out loud. This would not be just another shark terrorizing a beach, but rather a prehistoric giant monstrosity making a pass through South Beach Miami and swallowing dozens of humans whole as if they were a school of large fish. It could sink a yacht.

    When you say “bigger boat” in that context, you mean military vessel. I would opt for a nuclear sub.