Monster of the Day #1454 Updated on October 24, 2016 By Ken Begg 11 Comments This is why buying one of the cheaper Real Doll knock-offs is a bad idea. Tweet Pin It Related PostsMonster of the Day #1532 (Mar 24, 2017) Monster of the Day #1531 (Mar 22, 2017) Monster of the Day #1530 (Mar 21, 2017) Monster of the Day #1529 (Mar 20, 2017) Monster of the Day #1527 (Mar 16, 2017) By Ken Begg http://jabootu.net Eric Hinkle Okay, I tried an image search on this one and all I got was anti-Trump art. Anny hints on what film this was from, just to make sure I avoid it in the future? Rock Baker Can you really show that? kgb_san_diego My image search worked… :-) Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toymaker. With Mickey Rooney!!! bgbear_rnh It is OK. Ken doll is not fully equipped. Eric Hinkle Thanks. I bet they never had scenes like that in Rooney’s Andy Hardy movies. Ken_Begg Apparently you didn’t see Andy Hardy’s Private Secretary at B-Fest a few years ago. Eric Hinkle Was that a porned-up knock off of the original series? EDIT: Never mind, just Googled it and read about the film. I didn’t think they could have gotten away with a scene like that in a 1941 ‘family’ movie. Then again, I never thought the Andy Hardy movies were supposed to be bad enough for B-Fest in the first place. Ken_Begg It wasn’t. It’s the most mysterious damn choice ever. GalaxyJane and I shrugged when it appeared and figured, worse case, it would give us a breezy hour. Instead, it proved to be the longest film in the series, clocking in at about an hour and fifty minutes. (!!!!) It’s kind of a private joke between us now. Eric Hinkle An hour and fifty minutes? Yikes! For a B-film like the Andy hardy movies that sounds downright ponderous. Galaxy Jane It’s officially the longest damned movie ever. And since it’s really just a series of vignettes it gives no clue when the hell it will finally give up and end. Also Andy is kind of a dick and only other people suffer the consequences of his dickery. Yeah, not a fan. Eric Hinkle Ouch. The series sounds less fun than I had believed.