Ken Recommends (updated)…

The holidays approach. Here are some suggestions for your conspicuous consumption. Buy something for that special loved one, or put them on your own wish list.

Amazon links are included, so if you feel like it, use them. Hell, even if you’re buying something else from Amazon, use a link here, navigate to the preferred product, and I’ll still get a bit of credit. However, check dvdpricesearch or fetchbook.info to see if Amazon offers the best price. On the other hand, remember also that Amazon doesn’t charge tax (here in IL at least), and more importantly, offers free shipping on orders north of $25.

DVD Delirium 1, 2 & 3

Wow, these guides to weird films available on DVD are the most satisfying film books I’ve come across in a long while. First, each book has that thick, brick-like density you like in your reference material, and the small (although readable) text and slim gutters prove there’s no cheating on that score. Each film probably gets a page of write-up, and I’d guess a whopping 700-800 films are covered in each tome. You can spot the occasional mistake now and then, but in all the books do exactly what they are designed to do: make you want to seek out and watch the films covered, many of which I didn’t know were out on DVD, or even had been aware of in a more general sense.

Each entry contains critical remarks, background info, and a run-down / comparison on the various home video / laserdisc / dvd releases for each movie. Of course, such books go out of date quickly in terms of technical data, which is why the interesting comments on the films are so important. Great stuff that I can’t recommend enough as stocking-stuffers.

For some reason, the second book is harder to get (hence the lack of a link to that volume) via the usual merchants, but I got a copy easily enough from www.half.com.

I Shall Destroy All the Civilized Planets by Fletcher Hanks

People get compared to Ed Wood so often that you start tuning it out, but in this case I think it’s valid; Fletcher Hanks IS the Ed Wood comic books. His utterly insane stories, involving invulnerable supermen and women serving up bloody justice to supervillain only after allowing them to wreak havoc are like a direct look into a disturbed individual’s brain. I won’t say I was crying from laughing so hard, but I was about have a step away from that. Simply astounding stuff, and a great presentation. If you try to buy this book a year from now and it’s offmarket, you may regret it.

It’s a Man’s World

A beautiful art book that reprints insane covers to the screwy men’s adventure magazines of the ’50s and ’60s. The animal attack section is worth the price alone. This thing is astounding and wonderful!

Popeye The Sailor DVD

BEST…CARTOONS….EVER. 60 theatrical ‘toons on four discs, bountiful and extremely good extras (commentaries, documentaries, etc.), this thing is a bargain.

Paul Lynde Halloween Special

Until they release a volume of Battle of the Network Stars (and they never will), this is the most satisfying slice of ’70s TV schlock you could possibly hope for.

Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare Special Edition

A hilarious Jabootu classic gets a terrific special edition release. Amaze your friends!

Icons of Horror: Sam Katzman

Four terrific ’50s b-movies, but the real prize is the long awaited and gorgeous DVD release of The Giant Claw, the first film we ever reviewed. The other features are The Werewolf, The Zombie of Mora Tau and The Creature with the Atomic Brain. All for under $20.

The Singing Detective

Dennis Potter wrote this British mini about a man in a hospital who dreams he’s a ’40s, Marlowe-esque detective. Really one of the best things I’ve ever seen. Certainly worth a rental at least if you’ve never seen it.

I saved the big ticket items for last. These are expensive collections to be sure, but damn, you get your money’s worth. The book sets are BEAUTIFUL, huge, and weight a frickin’ ton. I own the Far Side and Calvin collections myself, and the production values of the tomes are gorgeous. Besides, buying all the Calvin paperbacks would cost you more than this stunning two volume sets will set you back, and again, the printing is phenominal.

Amazon is actually a really good place to buy these. Remember that if you find a slightly better price elsewhere, aside from tax, you’ll have to pay for shipping. Let me put it this way: The Don Martin collection weighs over 15 pounds! From Amazon you’ll get free shipping, saving upwards of $20.

The Completely Mad Don Martin

Everything the master did for Mad Magazine (although not not the paperback book material, so sorry, Captain Klutz). Take that, Fonebone!

The Complete Far Side

The Complete Calvin & Hobbes

The Prisoner Complete Series Megaset

Patrick McGoohan’s classic, existential spy series is still an amazing, thought-provoking delight. Now available in one set featuring all 17 shows. I’ll be seeing you!

Secret Agent The Complete Series Megaset

If not the revolutionary show The Prisoner was, this precursor (most fans believe the anonymous hero of The Prisoner was indeed John Drake, the character he plays here) series is a smart, nifty spy series indeed, featuring a protagonist who relies on brains rather than weapons. And in contrast to The Prisoner’s spare 17 episodes, this set features 18 discs (!) offering 3420 minutes of programming. That’s like 57 hours of show!

The Avengers The Complete Emma Peel Megaset

Do I even need to push this? BEST SPY SHOW EVER!!!!

Add your suggestions below, please!

  • Let me write down the title of the Don Martin book (grabs pen) SHTOINK! GONG-GONG-GONG-GONG FRAZZLEBIT!

  • I AM NOT A NUMBER, I AM A FREE MAN!

    May have to finally get that.

  • Also, I read through the Amazon preview for I Shall Destroy All the Civilized Planets without checking anything else and thought that they were a remarkable authentic parody, kinda like the beginning of Alan Moore’s run on Miracleman (Marvelman). Then, to read that they are period authentic! What a loopy guy if these were not supposed to be parodies.

  • Oh, no, Civilized Planets is the real deal, and utterly and compellingly insane. I really do urge everyone to read this book, even if you don’t buy it. You can probably get a copy through your local library.

  • Ericb

    I just ordered it. I’m not really into comics but just that one sample on Amazon convinced me that I need to own this.

  • Eric, if you’re disappointed, I will buy your copy from you. Seriously, the stuff is that tremendous.

  • I can’t believe I forget to mention the DVD Delirium volumes, which inspired this entry in the first place when I bought them several months ago. See the revised listing; the books are now the first entry.

  • Thanks for all the kind words about my book, “I Shall Destroy All the Civilized Planets”. I assure you that Hanks twisted tales are the real thing.

    If you are still unfamiliar with his work I urge you to slide over to the BONUS page of my website for a full length Fantomah story that does NOT appear in the book.

    http://www.fletcherhanks.com

    And if anyone is in Brooklyn next Saturday, Dec. 8, 2007, I will be at Rocketship signing copies and explaining via PowerPoint exactly why it is erroneous to label Hanks “The Ed Wood of Comics” (although I must admit that i have publically made the comparison myself!).

    -Paul Karasik

  • Hey, look who Jabootu summoned due to our blood rituals and sacrifices!

  • Joliet Jake Blues

    Hah! Thanks for the heads up Ken (or Lord Begg of Bluebeard if you prefer). That price bounces around a bit: yesterday I was able to pick up the complete Calvin for $67.50, now its back up to $90.

    Sure beats paying $235 local downunder dollars, even with $10 shipping to the back end of ther earth.

  • Wow, that must have been one of their spot specials. They do nifty sales, but they only last several hours, and then then stop. So you have to buy immediately. If you put it in your checkout cart but don’t buy right away, you lose the special price too.

    Damn, I would have bought a set for my uncle for that price.

  • turkish spock

    Although I’m perfectly willing to accept that there may be books better than I Shall Destroy All the Civilized Planets, I can honestly say that I have no interest in even knowing about them. That book’s the reason paper was invented.

  • It is indeed quite fabulous. And I am not being ironic. It may be the best thing I’ve seen this year.