Monster of the Day #950

In the post-apocalypse, even picnics are tougher.

  • Ericb

    Did Samson make a visit to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?

  • bgbear_rnh

    He also looks like he raided a museum or pawnshop for that nifty sword.

  • Have those barbarians thrown red paint on that poor nearly almost but not quite defenseless (okay the mandables might sting a little) invisible ant? That dear sweet thing that only wanted a cup of sugar? And to stripe the flesh from their bones? The ASPCA shall here of this!

    What’s that?

    The ASPCA offices were among the first places bombed in the war?

    Never mind.

  • bgbear_rnh

    Invisible Ants WBAGNFARB

  • Flangepart

    So, the reader knows it’s an ant, but Samson don’t, is that about it? Oh I get it…it’s Transpar-ant!

  • Gamera977

    And gi-ant as well… Sorry…

  • bgbear_rnh

    those puns are abhorr-ant

  • Rock Baker

    Like something from The Herculoids, isn’t it? Actually, now that I think of it, The Herculoids did run afowl of both giant ants and invisible monsters, but I couldn’t say if that was during the 60’s or the 80’s.

  • Flangepart

    But the writers are Neglig-ant.

  • Eric Hinkle

    If this monster was someone’s mother’s sister, would that make it Aunty Ant?

  • sandra

    Hack off the feelers, Samson !

  • Eric Hinkle

    “Hit the antennae! He’s helpless without them!”