This week in book reviews:

A review of The Race by Richard North Patterson, as found in Publisher’s Weekly —

 “Patterson crafts an absorbing and suspenseful account of a dirty run for the Republican presidential nomination. Sen. Corey Grace, a Republican from Ohio, became a public hero during the Gulf War after surviving the crash of his jet and enduring months of captivity and torture. Thirteen years later, he’s 43 and one of a national magazine’s 50 sexiest men alive. Corey has a real shot at winning his party’s nomination-if, as his advisers constantly remind him, he can just rein in his impulsiveness, his party-line crossing votes and his habit of telling the truth. When Corey falls for sexy African-American actress Lexie Hart, who comes to Washington to lobby for stem cell research, Corey’s advisers wring their hands. But they soon have more pressing matters to deal with: among the other candidates in the Republican field are evangelist Rev. Bob Christy and Sen. Rob Marotta of Pennsylvania-a man under the de facto control of Machiavellian campaign director Magnus Price, The Darth Vader of American politics. The perfidy and mendacity that follow mesmerize as much as they ring true.”

I’m not sure what sound more like a parody, the book itself (“Magnus Price“?), or the ‘neutral’ reviewer’s comments on the material “ringing true.” 

  • Ericb

    So, is this a science fiction story where John McCain dies but reveals (only to his close friends and campaign advisor) that he is in reality a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey and has regenerated as a 43 year old Gulf War veteran who hopes to win the US presidency and start a reighn of Truth and Justice throughout the world?

  • Ericb

    I’d also like to know how this guy was able to endure “months” of torture during a war that lasted 6 weeks. You know it only takes a minute to google “Gulf War” and get a general idea of how long it lasted.

  • Yes.

    By the way, congratulations on seeing through the elaborate precautions the author used to disguise the people he based his novel on.

  • Stan

    I rather enjoyed The People’s Choice: A Cautionary Tale, by Jeff Greenfield. In retrospect, the POV of the author seemed Centrist Republican; however it isn’t the point of the novel. It’s a pretty good yarn about what would happen if the president-elect dies before the electoral college vote is placed and the chosen voters aren’t particularly happy with the vice president-elect. It’s both vicious satire and idealistic at the same time and features a character that absolutely skewers James Carville. It’s a great read for sympathizers of either party and I say this as a “liberal” or “progressive” or whatever we’re called by whomever chooses to designate us as anything at all.

  • Terrahawk

    So we have:

    Corey Grace = John McCain (btw, it’s obvious he suffered months of torture because the evil U.S. gov’t left him behind. I’m sure the next book will show his daring escape)

    Magnus Price (aka Darth Vader) = Karl Rove, who only turned to evil due to his vast, unattainable love.

    Lexie Hart = This can’t be anyone because we all know Hollywood types are too enlightened to date Republicans, even Maverick Republicans.

    Rev. Bob Christy = Pat Robertson, because we all know how the tidal wave of Evangelical Christian voters ushered him into power.

    Rob Marotta = George Bush

  • Amazing! It’s like you’ve cracked the DaVinci Code in mere minutes!

  • I love how the reviewer uses the words “perfidy” and “mendacity” at the end. Not that I mind vocabularity or anything, but there are particular words that you cannot imagine being seaid without nose firmly in the air. Especially since the reviewer could have simply said “betrayal” and “lies”.

  • Ericb

    I guess Mitt Romney is so colorless that he couldn’t even inspire a one dimensional caricature.

  • Ed Richardson

    That’s not a review. It’s advertising copy.

    The novel sounds positively horrible. I don’t mind it being his fever dream (jet pilot war hero straight shooter politician battling with Snidely Whiplash Righteous Republican Old Boys’ Club all the while banging beautiful politically misguided feisty Nubian liberal)…what I mind is that the writing must be godawful. You can just imagine the sentences. One can forgive a writer for being masturbatory, because writers write who they are…that’s just a given. But one can’t forgive them for being artless.

  • Chris Magyar

    I can tell it’s election season, because already the thinly-veiled boosterism of stuff like this post begin to sound to me like Tim Burton’s Martians. Within a month, everything on television, radio, web, print, will be a swarm of ‘ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack’.

    But then, I vote fourth party.

  • It hardly helps that we’re talking an election occuring *fourteen* months from now.

  • sardu

    Hehe, Chris, that’s as great of an illustration of an American election cycle as I’ve ever heard.
    I personally hope that things will eventually get to the point that the moment someone is sworn into office they begin the next campaign and never actually do anything. Government would be perfected.
    (The unelected bureaucrats would have to be, uh, dealt with of course).

  • Woot Spitum

    The irony is that if such a candidate existed in real life, the Republican party would embrace him, primarily because he could win the whole election. Honestly, the protagonist sounds like a younger version of Guiliani, without the baggage in his personal life.

  • Ericb

    No, the Guiliani character would be the guy who was Mayor of Philadelphia and kept the city calm when right wing terrorists tried to blow up the Liberty Bell.

  • Sortelli

    Publisher’s Weekly is pretty hilarious with their reviews. This is an outfit that gives praise to 9-11 conspiracy books and gets real nervous and fidgety when they have to stoop to reviewing anything remotely right leaning.