God bless physical props!
(No theme this short week, just stuff.)
Looks like someone needs a bit of dental work.
I think this is from the movie “British Shark Attack.”
I’d think having my sharp teeth pointed forward like that would make it awfully hard to swallow anything.
What on earth is this, a zombie shark???
That’s supposed to be a shark?!? I thought someone had made a movie about a giant naked mole rat and was very excited. Now…well, I’m still interested because of that horrible prop, but not so much excited.
Let me reduce your excitement yet further: “Syfy Original Movie.”
“Attack of the Seafood Restaurant Wall-Carvings” looks pretty true to the source material.
If only that guy were Terry Jones.
“And now for something completely different, ‘Pantomime Shark.”
Can’t wait for “Jersey Shore Shark vs. Sharktopus”. It could happen – throw in Debbie Gibson, Tiffany, Joey Fatone, a Roger Corman cameo, and you’ve got “Syfy Original” gold.
PROPHECY goes to sea?
The wrinkling is what happens when you leave your shark in the water too long.
C’mon people, haven’t you ever seen a naked mole rat shark before?
Genetic engineering strikes again : Shark x naked mole rat, red-eyed because its supposed to live underground.
“OH GOD GET THIS SHARK AWAY FROM ME IT’S GOT PINK EYE!”
I’m sorry. Ken took my British dentistry joke and this was the best I could do. Jaws be glad I didn’t go the pun route.
Won’t be getting that one but Syfy will be giving you one about a ghost shark, another about snow shark, and yet another about a tornado full of sharks.
If you prefer reptiles over sharks you might enjoy the upcoming Syfy flicks about rednecks that turn into man-gators and the one about a rampaging robotic crocodile.
If you prefer cryptids to animals then you can look forward to the one about skiiers on a mountain being stalked by the abominable snowman or the one about tourists trapped in the Alamo being terrorized by the chupacabra.
Scott Foy, is there anything you *don’t* know?
I’m all over the shark ones. Ghost shark and shark tornado? Genius. Or madness. One of those.
This isn’t a shot from Jersey Shore Shark Attack, is it? Someone mentioning below made me wonder…the sharks were albino bull sharks with red eyes, but I don’t recall a prop like this. If it is, I actually rather liked that one. If not, what is it?
So…which Siffy movie was this?
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