Monster of the Day #615

God bless physical props!

(No theme this short week, just stuff.)

  • Ericb

    Looks like someone needs a bit of dental work.

  • Ken_Begg

    I think this is from the movie “British Shark Attack.”

  • Gamera977

    I’d think having my sharp teeth pointed forward like that would make it awfully hard to swallow anything.

    What on earth is this, a zombie shark???

  • The Rev. D.D.

    That’s supposed to be a shark?!? I thought someone had made a movie about a giant naked mole rat and was very excited. Now…well, I’m still interested because of that horrible prop, but not so much excited.

  • Ken_Begg

    Let me reduce your excitement yet further: “Syfy Original Movie.”

  • Beckoning Chasm

    “Attack of the Seafood Restaurant Wall-Carvings” looks pretty true to the source material.

  • Flangepart

    If only that guy were Terry Jones.
    “And now for something completely different, ‘Pantomime Shark.”

  • SteveWD

    Can’t wait for “Jersey Shore Shark vs. Sharktopus”. It could happen – throw in Debbie Gibson, Tiffany, Joey Fatone, a Roger Corman cameo, and you’ve got “Syfy Original” gold.

  • PROPHECY goes to sea?

  • FEnM

    The wrinkling is what happens when you leave your shark in the water too long.


  • Scott Hamilton

    C’mon people, haven’t you ever seen a naked mole rat shark before?

  • sandra

    Genetic engineering strikes again : Shark x naked mole rat, red-eyed because its supposed to live underground.

  • Cullen Waters


    I’m sorry. Ken took my British dentistry joke and this was the best I could do. Jaws be glad I didn’t go the pun route.

  • Won’t be getting that one but Syfy will be giving you one about a ghost shark, another about snow shark, and yet another about a tornado full of sharks.

    If you prefer reptiles over sharks you might enjoy the upcoming Syfy flicks about rednecks that turn into man-gators and the one about a rampaging robotic crocodile.

    If you prefer cryptids to animals then you can look forward to the one about skiiers on a mountain being stalked by the abominable snowman or the one about tourists trapped in the Alamo being terrorized by the chupacabra.

  • Ken_Begg

    Scott Foy, is there anything you *don’t* know?

  • The Rev.

    I’m all over the shark ones. Ghost shark and shark tornado? Genius. Or madness. One of those.

  • The Rev.

    This isn’t a shot from Jersey Shore Shark Attack, is it? Someone mentioning below made me wonder…the sharks were albino bull sharks with red eyes, but I don’t recall a prop like this. If it is, I actually rather liked that one. If not, what is it?

  • The Rev.

    So…which Siffy movie was this?