B-Movie haiku

beware, james brolin
belzebub’s buick lurks
inside your garage

  • I came ever so close to saying Amityville Horror and thus revealing myself as the pouser I am. Actually, it’s the superior The Car.

  • haunted house devil
    car and barbra streisand
    he can’t catch a break

  • The Amityville Horror actually had one pretty good scare in it, when the kid mentioned that her imaginary friend was outside the window and Margot Kidder looked and saw those red, glowing eyes.
    Even seen on stolen black and white cable, that bit still resonates. Well, with me, anyway.