Hey, I have fleas and lousy depth perception. Like I need your smart mouth…”
MrTongoRad
“Is this bad actress an acceptable sacrifice? Stomp one for yes, two for no.”
bgbear_rogerh
no more jokes about my parents!
http://www.facebook.com/eric.hinkle1 Eric Hinkle
He’s a cool monster, but I always wondered why they gave him just one eye. And it probably says nothing good about me that I look at this and think, “Wow, the one-eyed centaur would make a great villain in a two-part MLP:FiM episode.”
http://twitter.com/cullen_waters cullen_waters
“Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Can I ride in the TARDIS next? Can I?”
(I’m working NaNoWriMo right now. All the good jokes are taken…)