Monster of the Day #478

Q: Who’s the real monster here?
A: Chris Holland, of course.

  • Flangepart

    Oh…don’t give me that strait line…(Ahem)

    “Look, I met this guy named Henson, and he offered me a job, that’s all I know, really!”

  • The Rev.

    One of my fondest T-Fest memories is when Black Chad snapped at the end of this and leapt to his feet screaming, “FUCK YOU, MOVIE!!”

    Frankly, it deserved it.

  • kgb_san_diego

    (sorry for the double post)

  • kgb_san_diego

    I remember this one from T-Fest, all right…  Boy, that “knock things over with your tail in a ‘wacky’ manner” just never got old, did it?

  • MrTongoRad

    Earl Sinclair, is that you? Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

  • bgbear_rogerh

    Today on The View . . .

  • Gamera977

    I’ve trying hard not to make a crack about Joy Behir or Rosie O’Donnell here……

  • Flangepart

     I know, I know. The easy ones are hard to pass up. Just like Lay’s potato chips, ya can’t stop at one.

  • I want to write something fun, but I keep looking back at that picture and all the funny drains right out of me.  It’s like the movie Hobgoblins distilled into a single, horrible image.

  • I guess I should be glad I’ve never seen this one, or even know the title. One thing, though, is that the creature looks too friendly (or at least civilized) to be a ‘monster’ of the day.

  • Beckoning Chasm

     I think it’s called “Theodore Rex” and I’ve never seen it as well.  Also, he is making air quotes.

  • Ken_Begg

    Also, wasn’t it constantly farting, or are my tortured memories of this thing partly hallucinatory?

  • Beckoning Chasm

     I think you’re thinking of Whoopie “Cushion” Goldberg.

  • GalaxyJane

    It’s never a good idea to spend your movie reminding your viewers of better movies that they could be watching instead.  But this? And the Casablanca ending?!?

    FUCK YOU, MOVIE!! indeed

  •  Yeah, it’s Theodore Rex.  I saw some of it once.  Which is about all I can say on the matter.

  • The Rev.

    I don’t remember fart jokes in this, although I wouldn’t be surprised if there had been.  I remember the tail thing, though, and want to say there were some bad breath jokes (which are just fart jokes from the other end, really.)

    Jesus, this thing was horrible.  Everyone should go find my 2009 T-Fest write-up and vicariously experience a small part of our horror.  It won Worst Movie of the Day pretty handily, and is in the top three of worst movies I’ve seen at a T-Fest.  Only Chastity and Funky Forest were worse, in my opinion.  (Yes, The Room and The Harrad Experiment were better than this.)

  • Frank Bauroth

    Sadly, there were farts a plenty.  But they were better than a lot of the other crap this movie pulled.