Monster of the Day #417

As usual, things go great until you meet your mother-in-law.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    I like how her hat makes you think, “Aw, it’s a cute li’l two-headed duck.”

  • Flangepart

    ‘You just escaped from the dungeon, stole a guard’s ray pistol, and as you go after the evil princess, she sics a two headed mini dragon on you. What do you do?’

  • Looks like somebody’s forgotten Valentine’s Day once too often.  Take it from me, guys, if you don’t want to get your face ripped off by two headed flying lizard things, get her something nice.  Cause putting the face back on… unpleasant.  Really.  Really unpleasant.

    Haven’t missed a year since!

    (Judging by the bracelet, she’s been taking the whole “ball-and-chain” thing a little too literally anyways…)

  • Ericb

    At least he knew enough to come home armed.

  • Anonymous

    ‘Aw krap, when she kept mentioning putting the two-headed dragon on me I thought it was some kinky alien way of getting it on.’

  • Ericb

    This reminds me of the Indonesian Lady Terminator.

  • Anonymous

    Marriage not going well?  Sloan Abernathy and Guth LLP for all your family law needs.  

  • silverwheel

    Leigh Brackett!  I’ve always wanted to read some of her pulp stuff.

  • Sandy Petersen

    all i want to know is what does the lever do that she is handing so well?

  • Rock Baker

    COOL! Jean Harlow starring in THE FLYING SERPENT GOES TO MARS!