Monster of the Day #339

One of the worst cases of Sarlacc Mouth I’ve ever seen.

  • Ericb

    A lamprey-gorilla? I’d imagine that being jawless would have many disatvantages for a land animal.

  • Flangepart

    Hummm…must be a girl monster. No ‘Hangin downs’…

  • roger h

    Worst High School mascot ever.

  • Rock Baker

    Quite a cast they assembled for this flick, eh? Always happy to see Howard Duff, Claude Akins, John Carradine, etc drop by! Goofy as MONSTER IN THE CLOSET is, I must admit it manages to offer one genuinely successful “BOO!” moment.

  • The Rev.

    Ah, we miss you, Kevin Peter Hall.

    This was pretty fun and surprisingly well-written. It’s one of those rare pieces that actually plays with the conventions and does parody the right way, i.e. not blatantly ramming it into your face the whole time.

  • The Rev.

    Ericb: You would be correct, but it has a secret within that gaping maw. Think Alien.

  • Jawless Land Animals Which Have Succeeded:

    1) spiders
    2) mites
    3) earthworms
    4) hideous closet monsters
    5) snails and slugs
    6) almost all parasitic animals
    7) blob monsters