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Don Murphy (Transformers: Dark of the Moon) has signed a deal with Cartoon Network to develop a live-action adventure motion picture based on Captain Planet, the animated environment-saving hero created by Ted Turner, which was first introduced in the cartoon series Captain Planet and the Planeteers. The news follows last month’s announcement of a similar Cartoon Network deal with producer Joel Silver for a movie based on the Ben 10 animated series.

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I’m never quite sure of what to make of Johnny Depp, but I admire the fact that he definitely marches to the beat of his own drummer. Depp lately seems to be on a kick where he’s revisiting TV characters that I can only assume he was into as a kid. He’s currently playing Barnabas Collins for Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows redo, and then is scheduled to play Tonto (!) in a Lone Ranger picture. Meanwhile, this last week his production company picked up the rights to make a Night Stalker theatrical movie. No word yet on whether he’s thinking of playing Kolchak, assuming anything comes of the idea, but it’s possible he wants to play a vampire hunter after having played a vampire. Paul Sorvino as Vincenzo? Brian Dennehy?

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Universal has passed on Ron Howard’s proposed trilogy adaptation of Steven King’s The Dark Tower fantasy series. This was also the studio that ultimately decided that they didn’t want to make del Toro’s At the Mountain of Madness picture. Not sure there’s a connection, other than both being seemingly very expensive projects.

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Tarantino’s slave revenge Western Django Unchained continues to pick up steam. Tarantino takes a while writing his scripts, but then can get into production pretty quick when wants, aided, no doubt, by his ability to assembles the casts he wants quickly. Jamie Foxx is signed to play Django, Leonardo DiCaprio and Kevin Coster will play the villains, Chrisoph Watlz (who won an Oscar for Tarantino’s last flick) and Samuel L. Jackson are on board as well. Well, it’s got to be better than Wild Wild West, right? And hey, Morricone’s still composing film scores, so I’d have to think there’s a good chance Tarantino has already called him.

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From the “Well, They Are Almost Clones” Dept.: Helen Mirren will replace a previously announced Bette Midler in HBO’s Phil Spector biopic.

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In one of the worst pieces of miscasting I’ve seen in a while, hyperactive munchkin Tom Cruise (who I’ve generally defended on this site) has been signed to play the stoic, not to mention massive 6’ 5” action hero Jack Reacher from Lee Child’s popular book series.

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TNT has cancelled Men of a Certain Age, a pretty interesting show (at least the first season was pretty good; I’m waiting for the second and final season to hit DVD) starring Ray Romano, Scott Bakula and Andre Braugher. Just a bit too slice of life, I guess, as apparently the ratings were pretty bad and declining to boot. I tend not to be a ranter when programs get cancelled—people are entitled to watch what they want and got get judged for it—but it’s a shame given how few shows there are about middle aged characters, much less ones who aren’t cops or lawyers.

  • Ericb

    Maybe the can stretch Cruise with CGI.

  • The Rev.

    I’m only seeing that Captain Planet movie if Ted Turner plays the Cap. That’s the only way this movie could truly punch the shark, in my opinion.

    (Well, I inadvertently gave rise to this whole thing, so I may as well join in…)

  • Ericb

    I bet they replace the Warsaw Pact kid with one from the Middle East.

  • R. Dittmar

    Maybe the can stretch Cruise with CGI.

    I remember reading once that they used to always cast unusually tall actors and actresses in the Three Stooges shorts on the assumption that everybody’s favorite knuckleheads would appear even funnier were they shorter than everyone else. Perhaps they can run that gambit in reverse for Cruise by making all of his co-stars midgets.

  • Rock Baker

    A Captain Planet motion picture? We already had Superman IV, what’s the point? (And, in all seriousness, how large was the audience for that show? Do that many people have memories of Captain Planet, non-murderous memories, to justify a feature film? Can’t this evil thing just silently rot away?)

  • John Campbell

    Dear God! A Captain Planet live action movie?

    The end is nigh my friends!

    Jabootu has opened the portal! The Ogdruh Jahad are unleashed!

    Cthulu finally answered Sandy’s call!

    AHHHHHHH!!!

    I’m better now…

    On a lighter note I realize the “new” Ben 10 is a “theatrical” version, but there have been two TV movies already. (2007 and 2009 resepectively).

    I rather enjoy the cartoon. He’s no Johnny Quest mind.

  • Terrahawk

    Why hasn’t someone tried a Johnny Quest movie? Too much testosterone?

    First the Smurfs and now Captain Planet!?! Arghh, the gates of hell have opened.

    Yeah, it sounds like Comcast pulled the plug on the films. I’m not sure if that is good or bad. Frugality can be good if applied well or it could just mean cheap.

  • Rock Baker

    I wouldn’t trust ANYbody in hollywood to make a Johnny Quest movie!

  • Haji would have to be the hero. But … I guess he is anyway, so who cares?

    Despite my marxist credentials I have always been a strong environmentalist. However, I always felt that Captain Planet as a pro-environment screed was like the time a co-worker was agreeing with me about politics, and just as I got warm feelings towards him it came out that he was a holocaust denier. Erk.

  • There are not words foul enough to voice my displeasure over a live action Captain Planet movie. I’ve fumed for the last two decades over Ted Turner canceling ‘Swat Kats’ so he could make more episodes of that CP abomination, but this really is the LAST F***ING STRAW!

  • fish eye no miko

    Nowadays, when I think of Captain Planet, I tend to think less o the actual series, and more of things like the Robot Chicken sketch that ends with the immortal line, “Protect the environment, of I’ll fucking KILL YOU!”, and the character of Ma-Ti from the Site ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com.

    Johnny Depp as Tonto…? /-:`

  • Terrahawk

    The more I think about it, the more I figure they would make the Professor and Race “married” and Johnny and Haji their adopted sons.

  • The Rev.

    …which was already done on “Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law,” and no doubt in a better and funnier way than Hollywood could hope to achieve.

    fish eye: The “Robot Chicken” bit is exactly why I wanted Ted Turner to play him. “CAPTAAAAAIN PLANEEEEEEEEET!!!!!”

  • Foywonder

    That Hollywood is planning a Captain Planet movie reveals that they don’t seem to understand that there’s a major difference between brand recognition and popularity. Everyone of a certain generation remembers Joanie Loves Chachi; doesn’t mean they’d want to ever see a movie version. I think this is all a moot point anyway because I don’t believe for a second that a live-action Captain Planet movie will ever see the light of day.

    As for Johnny Depp doing Kolchak: The Night Stalker, I have no problems with that, honestly. Besides, it has to be a hell of a lot better than that mercifully short-lived god awful ABC reboot from a few years back that got every single aspect dead wrong.

  • Scott F. — I agree utterly on both issues. I CAN see a Cartoon Network live action Captain Planet movie, however, much like their Ben Ten films. But yes, a theatrical seems a stretch.

  • Reed

    They had an article on NPR this morning on the Captain Planet movie. So, it’s at least garnering enough attention that it got a mention on Public Radio. I can tell you that the people interviewed had some really fond memories of that show.

  • PB210

    “In one of the worst pieces of miscasting I’ve seen in a while, hyperactive munchkin Tom Cruise (who I’ve generally defended on this site) has been signed to play the stoic, not to mention massive 6’ 5” action hero Jack Reacher from Lee Child’s popular book series”.

    I wonder if this film will (1) receive an R-rating and/or (2) produce a few sequels.

    Most of the successful R-rated adventure film franchises of the last forty years did not comprehensively adapt established novel series.

    Shaft’s film series ran to four entries, but only two adapted Ernest Tidyman novels. First Blood adapted a novel where Rambo died; the sequels featured original stories. Die Hard adapted two unrelated novels and featured two original stories. Dirty Harry started as a film series, and the novels came much later. (Most Tom Clancy films have not received R-ratings.)