WTF?

Man, I feel sorry for all these people.

Well, OK, not Steve Guttenberg.

  • JazzyJ

    I’ll double the WTF… Holy cow…

  • fish eye no miko

    WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN

  • Mr. Rational

    I’m not sure whether this is concentratd suckage of the good kind, or concentrated suckage of the bad kind. Either way, though, this just became my newest must-see film of 2011.

    And one should ALWAYS feel sorry for Steve Guttenberg. Also Brigitte Nielsen, apparently. The rest of them, especially Madsen and Carradine, should have known better.

  • Great way to end a stellar legacy Mr. Carradine. Oh, wait…

  • BTW – Don’t forget, Peter O’Toole is in this, too. How smashing. Literally.

  • P Stroud

    Jeff Fahey IS “The Dentist”!

  • ….

    (Mouth hanging open. There are no words.)

  • monoceros4

    “I’m not sure whether this is concentratd suckage of the good kind, or concentrated suckage of the bad kind.”

    It looks like the worst kind of suckage, unfortunately–lumbering, bumbling, failed parody.

  • Yes, movies trying to be cult movies are generally the worst.

  • GalaxyJane

    I don’t believe it. My mind just refuses.

    Darryl Hannah looks dreadful. And considering that Brigitte Nielsen is in this, that’s saying something.

  • So many final nails in the coffins of so many carreers in this trailer.

  • Frank Bauroth

    Patrick Bergin does not deserve this.

  • sandra

    Is this for real ? That cast ! What a collection of haz-been and never-weres ! I feel sorry for Michael Madsen, because I actually used to LIKE him. That he should be reduced to this …

  • Marsden

    Is this what Carradine was doing when he killed himself? In Thailand I think it was?

  • Reed

    I can’t see the trailer, but I have to say: Madsen already made a movie for Uwe Bol. How much worse can whatever this is actually be?

  • Dude, Uwe Boll would be a step up after seeing this mess. Wowser. My respect for HGL just increased a notch. How did this ever get greenlighted? Do they really think the great unwashed would WANT to be pandered to in this way?

  • John Campbell

    I agree with Sandy 100%. That’s the best I have…ye gods…

  • Kirk

    That didn’t just happen.

    Maybe I had a minor stroke, or an acid flashback.

    That just can’t be real.