Help Uncle Ken…

An upcoming Roundtable subject will be “Classic B-Movies I Never Got Around to Seeing.” The thing is, films I HAVEN’T seen don’t just trip off my brain, or else I probably would have hunted them down. (I finally saw Barbarella a year ago–meh.) So give me a hand, here. Send me a list of what you consider to be essential B-Movies, everything from ’50s sci-fi to present day stuff. Cover a lot of thematic ground, please.

Rather than posting them as messages, please send me your lists at ken@jabootu.com. I’ll compile them and post them en masse later.

Remember, these should basically be a list of what you consider to be the essentials, of the sort that an admission of having so far given it a miss would draw a “I can’t believe you haven’t seen that!” sort of response. Most of them, of course, I will have seen.* Best case scenario, I find a famous B-movie I haven’t seen that’s bad enough I can do a long review of. Worse case, I just do a series of nuggets covering an array of films.

[*And yes, you could just send a list of the gore films I’ve given a miss over the years, like HG Lewis’ stuff. Give me more than that, though.]

I know I have stuff on my DVD shelves that will cover the latter, but hell, you guys are as much a part of the site as I am. Let me know what I need to have seen.

  • MarshallDog

    “Classic B-movie” probably doesn’t fit here, but did you ever see Inchon? This is one of those legendary bad movies that I’m sorry I’ll probably never get a chance to see.

  • Finances are a bit tight to allow me to just buy tons of crap anymore, but there is a DVD-r of the complete cut of the film (probably from when it was run back on cable back in the day) available on ioffer.com. I’d certainly be interested in hearing what you thought if you end up picking up a copy.

  • Well I’m going to approach this challenge from the oriental standpoint:

    Atragon
    Battlefield Baseball
    Bio Cops
    Bio Zombie
    Black Mask
    The Bullet Train
    Close Encounters of the Spooky Kind
    The Japanese Dracula films (Legacy of Dracula, Lake of Dracula, Evil of Dracula)
    Enter the Fat Dragon
    Five Deadly Venoms & Return of Five Deadly Venoms
    everything Sonny Chiba was ever in
    Fong Sai Yuk
    Garuda
    G.I. Samurai (yes I know Sonny Chiba was in it)
    Happiness of the Katakuris
    The Haunted Cop Shop
    The Host
    The Human Vapor
    Invincible Pole Fighter
    Iron Monkey
    Knockabout
    Kwaidan
    Legendary Weapons of China

    And that’s just up through the letter L

  • I am coming at it from the Asian angle. Here goes a very brief and incomplete list.

    The 18 Bronzemen
    Battlefield Baseball
    Bio-Zombie
    Black Mask
    The Bullet Train
    Close Encounters of the Spooky Kind
    Enter the Fat Dragon
    New Dragon Gate Inn
    Five Deadly Venoms & Return of the 5 Deadly Venoms
    G. I. Samurai
    Happiness of the Katakuris
    Heaven’s Soldiers
    Iron Monkey
    Knockabout
    Legendary Weapons of China
    Mansion of the Ghost Cat
    Master of the Flying Guillotine
    Oily Maniac
    Returner
    Sakuya: Slayer of Demons
    Super Inframan
    Terror Beneath the Sea
    We’re Going to Eat You
    Zu Warriors & Legend of Zu

    I hope at least some of these titles pique your interest. I spent about 2 minutes looking through my non-exploitation Asian films to pick these.

  • sorry about the double post. Something went wrong and I take full responsibility.

    Also, if Uncle Ken has not seen every single Godzilla and Gamera movie then he is represensible and should get going. New good-quality versions of such classics as Giant Monster Varan, Yog The Space Amoeba, and Dogora are all becoming available.

    Ken – if you have not seen, for example, Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah (1991), in which Godzilla nobly assists the armed forces of Imperial Japan in WW2 to fight off American Marines, you haven’t lived.

  • The Rev. D.D.

    Oooo, is there a Yog DVD out?? I’ve got the Dogora one and I have an old VHS I found of Varan, but I haven’t seen Yog!

    MUST FIND.

  • There’s a terrific Yog DVD out from Media Blasters, under the original title of Space Amoeba. Deepdiscountdvd sells it for about $14.

    Also, trade in the Varan VHS for the terrific DVD, also from Media Blasters. In fact, again at Deepdiscountdvd, for $20 you can get a triple set of Varan, Matango (aka Attack of the Puppet People) and The Mysterians.