Loki cast; plot details for Thor revealed…

Loki is to be played by actor Tom Hiddleston, a pasty thin-faced chap who really looks like Marvel’s conception of the character. Mr. Hiddleston has worked with Thor director Kenneth Branagh before, and more important, apparently continues Marvel’s weird fixation with actually getting good actors to star in their movies, instead of ‘names.’ Whoever heard of such a thing? In 2008, Hiddleston was nominated twice for the Laurence Olivier Award for Best Newcomer, once for “Othello,” and once for “Cymbeline;” he won for the later.

Meanwhile, unsurprisingly, it does look like Asgard plays a big role in the film’s plot: “At the center of the story is The Mighty Thor, a powerful but arrogant warrior whose reckless actions reignite an ancient war. Thor is cast down to Earth and forced to live among humans as punishment. Once here, Thor learns what it takes to be a true hero when the most dangerous villain of his world sends the darkest forces of Asgard to invade Earth.”

Hopefully the film will use the Loki-created Absorbing Man character in this; that would be smashing.

  • I’m repeating my offer here for those who only read the latest blog.

    I will wager a steak dinner with anyone willing to take my bet that Thor will, in fact, be sucktastic. Here are the terms.

    1) to collect, you must come to Dallas, or I must come to your town. (T-fest would be a good time to visit Dallas, incidentally.)

    2) To be non-sucky, THOR must be at least as well-considered as IRON MAN (which I personally disliked, but the fan community hath spoken).

    3) To be sucky, THOR must be as crappy as FANTASTIC FOUR (if it’s as bad as DAREDEVIL or CATWOMAN, I’ll have hit a home run, so to speak).

    4) If THOR is between this spread, the bet will be considered to be off, as THOR was only mediocre and thus uninteresting to pay off on.

    5) Ken of Jabootu will be adjudgicator of who wins and who pays and who is in this deal.

  • I have to say, I’m not sure this will be a good bet for you, Sandy. I’d expecting Thor to be at least as good as last year’s Hulk movie, which would admittedly put it into a draw category (as I read your terms–Incredible Hulk was certainly better than either FF by a sizable margin, but not as good as Iron Man). However, from there I think it’s more likely to better that mark than fall short of it. I trust Branagh, and his casting looks good so far.

    Admittedly, it will all come down to the script. If that sucks, they won’t be able to save it. And there’s no doubt the Asgardian stuff will take a delicate touch not to turn into outright camp. (Hopefully better than the Olympian scenes in Clash of the Titans.)

  • Plissken79

    If Thor does not descend to earth and lead a Marxist revolution throughout Scandanavia (like that would be difficult) and then all of Europe, then Sandy will not like the film.

    Heck, he only would have liked the Iron Man movie if it was set in the 1960s, and started with the Crimson Dynamo brutally murdering Tony Stark and ended with the Soviet Union winning the Cold War.

    I however, think this Thor film has a great deal of potential, Kenneth Branagh is a good, if at times over-indulgent, filmmaker

  • Is someone accusing Sandy of being a Communist?! Why, that’s absolutely scurrilous.

    (That giant banner of Mao in his house, I’m sure, is merely a historical artifact. His son Engels told me so himself.)

  • Pip

    I’ll take your bet, Mr. Petersen. And I don’t even know much about the Superfriends or whatever.

    Also: why do cartoon blondies have yellow hair? I come from a family of blondes; none have yellow hair.

  • You know, in real mythology, Thor’s traditional epithet was “Redbeard”. Thus mentioning two attributes (red hair and whiskers) that the Marvel Thor notably lacks.

    My own opinion is of course that the “redbeard” is symbolic, representing the million hairs of revolutionary support and capped off with the glorious twin horns of Marxist-Leninist victory.

    Well … since they made Bruce Banner into a Che Guevary-like pro-rebel figure in the second Hulk movie, why not thor?

    In a serious tone – Thor in mythollogy was always on the side of the little guy (unlike Odin, say), whcih is probably why he was the most popular of the Norse gods.

    And I feel pretty secure in my bet. I cannot see ANY way in which Hollywood won’t balls up the Aesir. Look how retarded they’ve done Olympus every time, and it is a much easier place to portray than Asgard.

  • Actually, the Thor of the Ultimate Universe books is a socialist, so maybe Sandy’s on to something.

  • Ericb

    Well the ancient Norse were known for progressive ecomomic policies, expecially compared with those liberal Anglo-Saxons and their Lazy Fair crap.

  • Reed

    To be fair, Norse legends are ridiculous. Like Loki giving birth to Odin’s horse (I bet THAT doesn’t make it into the film…), or the time Thor killed a giant with one throw of his mighty hammer, and then got pinned under the dead giant’s arm and had to be saved by his baby son.

    Yeah, Marvel will have no problem at least equaling the existant myths. Honestly, though, I’ll be happy if the big guy just says, “I say thee nay!” and then smacks someone in the chops with his big mallet. Or someone busts his chops for his big mullet. Whatever.

    I’d also take that bet, but Sandy probably doesn’t want to pay out two steak dinners…

  • Plissken79

    Norse mythology is no more or less crazier than Greek mythology, although both are so ridiculous I think they were considered by smarter Ancient Greeks and Scandanavians as some elaborate private joke.

    Besides, Thor cannot be any worse than Robert Zemeckis’ incredibly silly Beowulf. Let’s hope there are not too many fish-out-of-water scenes. Still, Thor visiting a Medieval Times might be interesting.

  • “Fish out of water scenes”? That’s what we need. Thor as a remake of Hercules in New York!

  • Marsden

    Andrew said this on May 21st, 2009

    “Fish out of water scenes”? That’s what we need. Thor as a remake of Hercules in New York!

    They should get the governator for a cameo “Hercules”!

    No, really, I hope this doesn’t suck. How about if I just mail you a frozen steak.

  • Pip-
    I don’t know, I had a friend with yellow hair during my teen years. of course, he also had silver hair, green hair and blue hair. And I knew a girl who had yellow hair, though, again, she later had pink hair. But yellow hair does exist. Granted, it comes out of a bottle, but it exists.