Monster of the Day #3500

Updated on November 2, 2023 By Ken Begg 6 Comments

Feeling antsy…worst case scenario.

Happy Friday Eve, everyone.

Galaxy Jane

Coincidentally, I read this week that Charles Durning was one of the survivors of the Malmedy Massacre. He was machine gunned in the leg and hip but survived and got the second of his 3 Purple Hearts. His WWII service history is worth looking up, Wikipedia has details. There’s are reasons he is buried at Arlington.
Beckoning Chasm

Dude, if the ants are on your hand, don’t bring your hand up to your face. Just, you know, FYI.
Gamera977

Poor guy puts down the magazine and decides to see what’s on the tube, turns on ‘The Outer Limits’ and they’re playing ‘The Zanti Misfits…..’
Eric Hinkle

Those ants on him look big enough to star in their own horror movie. Maye they’re not very dangerous singly, but imagine getting attacked by a few hundred at once. It’d be like getting shredded by a school of piranha.

EDIT: So now they’re down to ‘Ants ripped my flesh’. What next? A guy gets dissolved by killer mutant amoebae?
NobleCobra

“The ants go marching one-by-one, the horror! The horror!”
Ken_Begg

“Dude, if the ants are on your hand, don’t bring your hand up to your face.”

Hey, that Bob Newhart is a pro, and the show must go on.

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