Monster of the Day #3398

Updated on May 23, 2023 By Ken Begg 8 Comments

Poker? I hardly know her.

Also, not to be pedantic, but aren’t all vampires corpses?

Beckoning Chasm

Well, they could have titled it “The Blood-Sucking Vampire Corpse of the Undead” so perhaps we should appreciate their restraint.
Beckoning Chasm

For those into Abbott and Costello, Amazon has a giant blue-ray box set for $92 (normally $170).
Cullen Waters

It depends on who you talk to. R. Chetwynd-Hayes had vampires that mated, which doesn’t suggest Undead. The Queen of Blood and the aliens in Lifeforce are also vampires and they aren’t corpses.

(It was either this or a run of card puns. Had to flush it out of my system before I posted. I was afraid someone might straight up deck me. )
Gamera977

They must be playing strip poker. The skelly is losing bad, he’s stripped off his clothes, his skin, and even his musculature.
Cullen Waters

And I Am Legend. I don’ think those vampires were corpses, either.
Eric Hinkle

Yes. In real-world legend there are a lot of vampires that are living beings.
Eric Hinkle

The Ace of Spades — the death card!

At least they didn’t have him draw Aces and Eights.
Ken_Begg

No, they pay the letterers by the word, so no way.

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