Monster of the Day #3335

Updated on January 2, 2023 By Ken Begg 5 Comments

To her abject horror, Doris realized she had neglected to cancel this secondary landline all those years ago and had instead been paying for it all this time.

I was going to do a joke about Bob Newhart still workshopping some new material, but, you know, he’s still alive.

Happy 2023, everyone! Watch Party on Friday.

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  • Looks like someone’s been borrowing from Richard Matheson…

  • Gamera977

    Next he’s gonna order a pizza delivered to the cemetery…

    Biggest surprise there is Newhart still being alive, I was figuring he’d passed and somehow I’d missed it.

  • Eric Hinkle

    I love how nonchalant Mister Bones is being about all this. “Oh come on honey, at least I’m not calling you from the county lockup this time.”

  • zombiewhacker

    Newhart was doing standup as late as 2020 but had to cancel his show because of COVID.

  • Rodford Smith

    Telemarketers. Death does not release you.