Monster of the Day #3276

The Watch Party movie was Amityville 3-D, mostly because it’s due to leave Prime in another couple of days. It’s an odd duck. It’s probably the most expensive Amityville film, although it just looks like a TV production. Star Tony Roberts, mostly known at the time for costarring in early Woody Allen movies, was weirdly cast. I’ve never seen the other Amityville films, but my impression is they don’t mesh with the overall feel of this one at all. I really didn’t like how the house could kill people offsite; it made no sense. The biggest problem is that for most of the film they want to take things seriously, although the result is a C-grade The Changling. However, you can’t do ‘seriously’ when you need a plethora of inherently schlocky 3-D effects. Finally the film gives up right at the end and goes full Treasure of the Four Crowns for five or ten minutes. Kudos to the casting director, though, who cast both a young Lori Loughlin and Meg Ryan in supporting roles.

Next Watch Party a week from Friday.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    I guess the best thing I could say about this is that it’s “competent” at least in production value. Otherwise, rather dull.

  • kgb_san_diego

    Maybe… But it was as if the people making the film had only seen 30 second clips of horror films on tic toc. The false scare of the dad coming downstairs was one of the most ineffective I have ever seen.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    Speaking of other things that are busts, Kitten Natividad has passed away. She was in a lot of Russ Meyer films, you can probably guess why.

  • 🐻 bgbear_rnh

    She was like a living cartoon character.

  • I said this during the watch, and I stand by it: Ghosthouse is a better movie than Amityville 3-D.

    I know, Ghosthouse has characters that are stupid, irritating, stupidly irritating, and irritatingly stupid. It’s story is basically stringing various “scary” bits. When you think of the worst of Italian Horror, it’s right there with them.

    Thing is, all of these complaints can be leveled at Amityville 3-D. It has no real plot, it just meanders on until the admittedly entertaining ending. Both films are waste of potentially interesting material. Especially in Amityville‘s case as it steals so damn much.

    What makes Ghosthouse the superior film (now there are words that should never be in the same sentence) is that at least it’s trying. It has more than one bit that’s genuinely effective (at least for me). It also has one of the best foreshadowing moments I’ve seen in a Horror flick, one all but screaming to be done in a better story. Shocked the hell out of me when I realized it, because, you know, Ghosthouse.

    Amityville 3-D relied on its name alone to bring people in and didn’t even bring its D-game.

    That said, I like Amityville 3-D far more than The Amityville Horror.

  • Gamera977

    Well, it’s not Jody the Devil Bacon but I suppose it’ll do…

    I hope Ken does that stupid greenscreen fly tomorrow…

  • 🐻 bgbear_rnh

    “Greenscreen Fly” WBAGNFARB

  • zombiewhacker

    With Tony Roberts and Meg Ryan in the cast I had hopes this movie would at least hold my interest. It didn’t even come close. Roberts, a terrific 70s character actor, had more fun stuff to do in The Taking of Pelham One Two Three and he was only in that film for five minutes.

  • geez was that embarrassing

  • Beckoning Chasm

    We Bet A Giant Nitrogen Fart Against Richard Benjamin.

  • Ken_Begg

    Plus Patrick Swayze is awesome in Ghosthouse.

    (Now that I think about it, that joke works twice over.)

  • Gamera977

    First time I saw it I read Tony Roberts as Tanya Roberts. Talk about being disappointed…