Monster of the Day #3385

That’s actually a pretty good cover, but man, it’s hard to take that host seriously. The Crypt Keeper he ain’t.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    “Would you like to see one of my terrifying…card tricks?”

  • “And now, boys and girls, I’m going to…”

    “Boys and girls? Don’t you mean boils and ghouls?”

    “Certainly not, you cad! Why I never heard the like! That would would insult my fine readers of quality eerie tales of horror and suspense!”

    “Eerie tales of horror and suspense? More like weary fails of bore and pretense.”

    “Must you word play so? I’m trying to entertain.”

    “Well you certainly are trying.”

    “Clever.”

  • 🐻 bgbear_rnh

    Take these broken wings and learn to fly . . . What? Oh. Never mind.

  • Gamera977

    Personally I’d find the zombie claw aimed at my crotch more disturbing…