Monster of the Day #3318

I just told this anecdote, but it bears repeating. I was in Texas and mulling how dumb the characters in Ghosthouse were. As Sandy was right there, I asked for his opinion on the matter: Was there ever a movie with a dumber set of characters than the ones in Ghosthouse. He briefly considered the question and quickly answered: “Burial Ground.” Two seconds of reflection had me agreeing without a hint of debate or demurral. It wasn’t even a contest.

Oh, and I meant the living cast. The zombies are far brighter than them. As are, say, the various doorknobs or light switches seen throughout the film.

I imagine I’ll be posting tomorrow morning, but I’ll also be heading out to my sister’s then and staying over (she’s working so I’m going to spend Christmas with my niece). So just in case I forget to post tomorrow, let me wish a very, very Merry Christmas to everyone.

  • kgb_san_diego

    Merry Christmas, sir!

  • Beckoning Chasm

    Merry Christmas to you, Ken, and to everyone here.

  • Gamera977

    A very Merry Christmas to all!!!

    And hope Santa brings you the most gawdawful movies you’ve ever seen and NO CLOTHES!!!

  • Gamera977

    Ya know they look like some of the Black Friday shoppers I’ve seen,,,

  • Rock Baker

    Merry Christmas, all! God bless you always in all ways.

  • Merry Christmas Ken! Much love.

  • Stupider… than Ghosthouse

    The mind still boggles.

    Merry Christmas!

  • Eric Hinkle

    And if I miss my chance — a very Merry Christmas to you, and all here.

  • Eric Hinkle

    Nah, not nearly vicious enough.

  • Eric Hinkle

    And going by Ken’s remarks above, I can only wonder just what new lows of intellect the characters of both ‘Ghosthouse’ and ‘Burial Ground’ must achieve

    to win these dishonors.

  • Ken_Begg

    VERY low.

    Should I have posted another Christmas post today after all these expressions of warm regards and good cheer? I don’t know. In any case. God bless you all. See you next week.

  • Eric Hinkle

    Merry Christmas to you too, Mr. Begg.

  • The Rev.

    Merry Christmas to you all!