Extreme Makeovers: Chicago Tribune edition

Yes, this will save the paper.  Make it look like USA Today, only with much larger pictures and even smaller articles printed in teeny-tiny print.  Genius!

Er, the ‘Chief Innovations Officer’ conducted his interview right after his morning jog, right?  I mean, before he changed into his office clothes?  Or is that just how hip and innovative the Trib is these days?  Dude.  High five.