Monster of the Day #3259

Updated on September 9, 2021 By Ken Begg 4 Comments

“Look, Bob, do you think we like telling you how fat you are? We don’t. We just want to you to be healthy, like us.”

Actually, the whole ‘healthy at any size’ thing now gives me a lot more gas, and I say that was a super fat guy.

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  • Beckoning Chasm

    “Death Before Defense”? That doesn’t sound like a good strategy.

  • bgbear_rnh

    Can I get a different court appointed attorney?

  • Gamera977

    ‘Todd, just a word. You might want to deal with that halitosis problem before you go before the court. Smells like something crawled into your mouth and died. Ask Ed there about it, happened to him four or five times. Try a Mentos or some mouthwash, it’ll work wonders for ya!’

  • Eric Hinkle

    Skeletons helping someone with a trial? It reminds me of that old cartoon gag where a guy tossed into a dungeon cell with some skeletons for company furiously yells, “I’ll get a lawyer!” At which point Boney says: “Don’t get the one I had!”