Monster of the Day #3249

Updated on July 26, 2021 By Ken Begg 7 Comments

A metaphor for Death is scary enough, but if you think of it as a metaphor for Monday mornings….brrrrrr. Anyway, another absolutely terrific cover.

By the way, why did Garfield hate Mondays? He was a stupid cat. It’s not like he had a job.

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  • Beckoning Chasm

    A skull-faced train would be something H.R. Giger would do.

  • Ken_Begg

    Also with a mecha-vagina.

  • bgbear_rnh

    The Duracells in your headlamp may out last you.

  • thunderclancat

    Garfield(at least in the cartoon) did have to keep Jon being scammed. And given Jon’s gullibility, that was a full-time job.

    Our heroine/damsel is thinking, “Geez you go on one date with a undead miner, and he thinks he’s your boyfriend.”

  • “EEEK!”

    “Jumpin Jehoshaphat! Where is—! What is–!”

    “Sorry. Sorry.”

    “Geez, Mr. D, ya almost caused me heart failure! Metafurically speakin, of course.”

    “Metaphorically.”

    “That’s what I said.”

    “Never mind, Bunny. Let’s just get the tires for the taxi and get back to work.”

    “Shore. Wonder why they put them tires in a haunted mine.”

    “Damned if I know. The Powers That Be stopped making sense to me centuries ago.”

    “So, Mr. D, ya gonna tell me why ya screamed?”

    “Ah.”

    “Come on. It wasn’t a bat or a rat or somethin’ like that, right? Not that I care, but I care, ya know?”

    “Yes. Well. I thought I saw a… you know. A dog.”

    “A.. dog? Oh, Mr. D!”

    “Hey, when you get to be all bones like me, dogs become a real problem. Gnawing and all that.”

    “That ain’t never happenin’ ta me.”

    “Don’t be to sure.”

    “Nah, I stopped doin’ that diet years ago.”

    “Oh Bunny.”

  • Ken_Begg

    Could we get a TV show of this? On the other hand, Hollywood is doing SOOOO well rebooting ’80s action franchises that there’s no reason to look for new things.

  • I dread thinking what Hollywood would do with these characters.