Monster of the Day #3153

Boy, this would not fly today. You cannot objectify skeletons like that! They shouldn’t have to be subjected by the fleshed gaze.

  • Some thoughts:

    * Skeletons instead of Zombies? What kinda doo doo Voodoo is this?

    * Why do you have to die if you’re a Voodoo Goddess?

    * The Undead figures suggest Voodoo is real. If Voodoo is real, then the Loa, the spiritual beings behind Voodoo, the “Voodoo” Gods, are also real. Thus, wouldn’t it behoove you to not irritate them by, I dunno, killing them?

    * To return to an earlier point, that is the lamest Voodoo cult I’ve ever seen. It’s just one guy and his drum!

  • Beckoning Chasm

    So, is the guy with the drum supposed to be the hero, because he’s killing a voodoo goddess? I mean, he thinks voodoo is evil and such and that’s why he wants to kill her? Her dialog is really confusing.

  • joeybot

    Wow so I guess this is the version of conservative nerd humor. It’s simply…I was going to say condescending but it’s really just sad.

  • My guess is that at the end she really was a voodoo goddess all along and kills the people trying to kill her.

  • Ken_Begg

    Your second query is the first one that popped into my head, I must admit.

  • Ken_Begg

    We can’t all ascend to the dizzying heights of intellect and humor you have achieved, Joeybot. I’m glad you resisted saying anything condescending, though. Good on you.

  • Not sure what I find sadder: That the poster thought that a comment that could be cut and pasted to countless different sites without a word of change had any intellectual or emotional weight to anyone or that joey didn’t have the courage to send it himself and had to have a bot do it for him.

    Problem the latter. I might have been being silly with the former.

  • Jamie B.

    Joeybot, did you really eliminate any doubt that you are an idiot studying to be a moron but are failing the course?