Monster of the Day #3147

For an absolutely gooftacular monster, basically a dimestore (dollar store now, I guess) version of Manda, Reptilicus has sure gotten a lot of play. Barring a remake (which could NEVER recapture the charm of the original), just about everything that it could inspire has come to pass:

First, there are two versions of the monster with discrete powers. The original Swedish Danish (thanks, Robert Denby!) version of Reptilicus flew with those wings he sports. This was so risible that when they brought over the film for the American market they excised this footage. And consider the stuff they kept in. Instead, to give the puppet a Godzilla-like range attack, the American version animated in acidic green phlegm that Reptilicus now spewed. Hilariously, this foreshadowed the grumpy addition of flame effects when Emmerich and Devlin pissily added in after they FINALLY realized that fans were not going to stop demanding “Godzilla” have an actual breath weapon, not just blow things over like the Wolf in Three Little Pigs.

Charleston Comics gave Reptilicus (ditto also for Konga) his own comic book series. They quickly lost the rights, though, and after just two issues they changed the monster’s name to Reptisaurus. The book lasted eight issues in total.

Also, Reptilicus was, again along with Konga (and Gorgo and Brides of Dracula) given a paperback novel adaptation by author Dean Owens and published by Monarch. The books remain infamous for a fact that they contain a lot of softcore sex that didn’t appear in the actual films.

Back in (maybe) the ’90s, there was a self-published book featuring the film’s script, production history, examination of the various media adaptations listed above, toys and the famous poster. The book also had an introduction by Reptilicus producer Sid Pink. I’m pretty sure I still have a copy of that floating around here somewhere. I also think I have a copy of the Dean Owens paperback, but I’ve never looked at it for fear the tome’s glue would give up the ghost if I ever opened it and it would disintegrate.

As a kid, especially when the show was stripped daily in syndication, Reptilicus would make regular appearances on The Monkees as a quick gag. Apparently the beastie also appeared in a South Park episode, and Jethro saw the film at the drive-in in an episode of Beverly Hillbillies. More likely to be remembered is that the film inevitably made an appearance on Mystery Science Theater 3000.

So really, that’s pretty good, I’d say.

  • Gamera977

    One thing I’ve been wondering since your review- I assume the softcore sex scenes in the Dean Owens novel were between humans and not involving Reptilicus?

  • KeithB

    I saw this a lot as a kid and remember only two things: The drill covered with bloody flesh at the beginning, and the Reptilicus that grew from the lost arm that bum-bum-BUM started moving in the last scene.

  • I recently got the trade paperback of the Reptisaurus comics, released as “Scarysaurus the Scary.” It’s pretty dire as a comic book, and the new version replaces the word “Reptisaurus” with “Scarysaurus” in all the word bubbles in an obvious, shoddy way.

  • The Elusive Robert Denby

    It’s a Danish film, not Swedish.

  • Gamera977

    Scarysaurus!?! I love that.

    Guess it’s a good thing I’m not a paleologist or I’d be tempted to slap that name on something…

  • NathanShumate

    “I also think I have a copy of the Dean Owens paperback, but I’ve never looked at it for fear the tome’s glue would give up the ghost if I ever opened it and it would disintegrate.”

    That’s an “I only read it for the articles!” statement if I ever heard one.

  • Ken_Begg

    No, the best part is when the Scientist sees the military bombing Reptilicus after multiple warnings not to, and he runs to yell at the General (or whatever), whose confused face is plastered with sweat as he struggles to understand the idea of NOT BLOWING UP THE REGENERATING MONSTER.

  • Ken_Begg

    That sounds entirely fitting to the history of the character. I wonder if the patently dumb sounding “Scarysaurus” is meant to attract the ironic hipster audience.

  • KeithB

    I didn’t say it was the *best* part, just the part I remembered. 8^)

  • Ken_Begg

    You are correct! Also….mmm, danish.

  • Ken_Begg

    No, I’m interested. The idea sounds hilarious. I’ve even considered writing, oh, a From Hell it Came novel with atrocious spicy stuff as a lark. The book is available on Kindle, so maybe I’ll grab it one of these days.

  • Eric Hinkle

    If it was redone today, they’d definitely have human/Reptilicus scenes. You do not want to know some of the stuff I’ve seen on Kindle.

  • Eric Hinkle

    Weird how this goofy movie ended up so widely-known when there are so many highbrow films that are all but forgotten. Then again, faced with a choice between Reptilicus and, say, Salo, I know which one I’d watch.

  • Ken_Begg

    Plus it would win a Hugo!

  • Ken_Begg

    Good point.

  • Ken_Begg

    People like David Manners could never understand why people kept wanting to talk about those silly little horror movies rather than the serious films they had starred in. (See also Arthur Conan Doyle.)

  • Not to be a shill for Amazon, but Reptilicus the novelization is on Kindle, as well as the first two comics. On a similar note, the novelization of Gorgo is also an E-book

  • zombiewhacker

    I simply love the fact that such a goofy Danish monster movie from our childhoods still strikes a chord with us today. Why? What is it about this movie that stays with us?

  • bgbear_rnh

    How could they cut Dirk Passer’s song?

  • Ken_Begg

    At least Tivoli Night was left in.

  • Headless Unicorn Guy

    Does anyone recognize what Reptilicus (the Scandinavian Kaiju) REALLY is?

    From his proportions (and flight capability with those small wings), REPTILICUS IS A SCANDINAVIAN DRAGON. Surprised to learn that the acid-spew breath (making him the biggest D&D Black Dragon) was a later addition.