Monster of the Day #3145

Chad R said something that really resonated with me at the last T-Fest. He said when he looked at monster films to watch on Amazon Prime the first thing he did was check when it was made. If it was made after the ’90s, it was skippable, since the vast majority of those are generally on the level of SYFY “Original Movies.” I agree enthusiastically, because I do the exact same thing.

That said (and I haven’t checked to see if it’s on Amazon or YouTube), Unseen Evil 2, aka Alien 3000, aka The Unbelievable 2, was made in the 2000s but at least has a monster suit. I don’t think the first one does. The monster has convenient and cheap Predator powers, and thus is mostly economically invisible. The trailer for the first film suggests that the sparse looks we get at the actual monsters are the horrible CGI you’d expect. Ditto for the second film, although again, they do seem to have built or rented an actual suit so the monster could actually interact with the actors. I’m not sure that means it’s better, but a suit is always more entertaining.

  • Gamera977

    Yeah, same thing- I tend to avoid pretty much all movies past say ’95 or so.

    I’m reminded of in AD&D years and years ago my elven fighter/mage getting her hands on a ring of trollish regeneration and several guys joking about it being cursed and turning her into a troll…

  • Beckoning Chasm

    Ditto on the movies made after a certain date. When I had Prime, I watched something called (I think) “Marina Monster.” Oh my God, it was terrible. And not at all in a fun way.

  • The Rev.

    For a minute I thought you were talking about El Monstro del mar!, but apparently there is a shark movie called <b<Marina Monster. Wow, it does look awful.

    Obviously we get exceptions that are surprisingly good (Splinter, Infestation, the afore-mentioned Monstro which is probably not for all tastes but I liked it) and ones that are a bad movie hoot (Megapiranha, The Velocipastor) but, yeah, they really don’t make ’em like they used to. I thought I’d miss having Siffy when I gave up cable, but in hindsight I was watching a LOT of garbage in between those exceptions. I much prefer being able to wait and get enough word of mouth on something before I check it out.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    I think a big part of the decline is that the cost of production is so low nowadays, that anyone can make a movie…without wondering if they should.

    I mean, an Andy Milligan had to buy film stock and pay to have it developed. When videotape cameras became available, “film” cost practically nothing. And now with digital cameras, it costs even less.

    I think it was Steven Soderburg who has shot feature films with nothing more than an iPhone. But Soderburg has some talent; the same cannot be said for everyone that has an iPhone.

  • Eric Hinkle

    Talking free movies on Prime, I see they also have ‘Santa Jaws’, aka ‘What if Santa Claus turned into a killer shark!’ And ‘House Shark’ where a guy fights a 14-foot-long killer shark after it invades his house. Through the plumbing.

    If I didn’t see them for myself (not watched, just saw the ads) on Prime I’d think someone was kidding me!

  • Gamera977

    Well, now I know what I’m doing this weekend!

  • Eric Hinkle

    Remember to tell us how many brain cells it costs you!

    Oh, and this may be of interest — a small press named Pickman’s Press says they’ll be reprinting Richard Tierney’s Simon of Gitta stories this Christmas. These are basically sword-and-sorcery tales meet the Cthulhu Mythos set in the Roman Empire. I have the 25-30 year old Chaosium collection, and I can tell you that they are amazing. Mr. Tierney knows his Roman history and his Cthulhu Mythos and his Robert E. Howard, and it shows. They will be worth getting.

  • Gamera977

    Thanks! Never heard of these but I love Robert E. Howard’s work and the Cthulhu Mythos is pretty cool so you’re piqued my curiosity!

  • Gamera977

    I watched ‘Santa Jaws’ Friday and I was shocked, I tell you shocked that it was actually a pretty friggin’ good movie! I think a lot of it was it stayed away from the mean and cruel trope we see in so many modern movies- it was just light-hearted and fun.