Monster of the Day #3139

Yesterday we talked about Nezura, the aborted giant rat movie that inadvertently led to the creation of Gamera. We’ve also touched before on Nessie, the aborted Dai Kaiju film that would have coproduced by Hammer Studios and Toho. The idea isn’t as crazy as it sounds, given that Toho Toei (thanks for the correction, Rock and Killer Meteor) had previously made The Green Slime, a Japanese/American/Italian coproduction, and that Hammer had ten recently worked with China’s Shaw Brothers to make the kung fu vampire flick Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires (it says something about how much luster was off the Hammer Dracula series that Dracula isn’t even mentioned in the title).

Sadly, Nessie fell through. Eventually, however, the monster prop was used for 1987’s Princess from the Moon, a retelling of the Princess Kaguya story. I’ve become a lot more aware of this folk tale (along with The Crane Wife) because it’s often referenced in all the anime I watch now. Indeed, this season’s sweet romcom Tonokawa: Over the Moon with You vaguely hints that the female half of the pair might actually be Princess Kaguya. I guess we’ll probably find out before the new anime season starts in January. Also I do own the Princess Kaguya movie on Blu Ray, and it’s supposed to fantastic, so I should probably give that a watch. One thing I’ve learned that is that I like parodies and goofs on fairy tales. It’s kind of fun to learn or become aware of new areas of interest like that. It could just be that anime does that sort of thing really well.

In the meantime, I guess all we can do is dream of what might have been.

  • The Rev.

    I learned about Kaguya through “Okami,” one of my favorite video games of all time. The princess is one of many characters you can help out, and she flies back to the moon in a bamboo rocketship at the end of her story.

    That whole game is just one giant romp through Japanese mythology, designed to look like a living watercolor painting. And you’re a gorgeous white wolf who literally wields God’s paintbrush to assist you, and gains experience by beating up evil yokai and helping people and animals you meet along the way.

    I may have to replay it during the holidays…

  • Rock Baker

    One minor correction, THE GREEN SLIME was a Toei production, not a Toho one. Though they did use some of the same talent.

  • Eric Hinkle

    I’ve heard a lot of people praise “Okami” to high heaven. It must be amazing.

  • Ken_Begg

    Thanks, Rock!

  • Gamera977

    That sounds pretty cool! Going to check to see if there’s a PC version.

  • The Rev.

    Eric: Yeah, apparently a lot of people found it as beautiful and engaging as I did.

    Gamera: It was originally a PS2 game, later released on the Wii which is where I played it. I actually think that was the best way because you could actually “draw” with the paintbrush thanks to the interactive controller, instead of just moving around a joystick. They did update and rerelease it for later platforms as “Okami HD” and there is a PC version of that.

  • Gamera977

    I found it on Steam and it does look awesome! I don’t really want to buy a new system after I spent a LOT to upgrade my PC and I prefer a mouse over a controller but thanks for letting me know about the options.

    THANKS!!!

  • Marsden

    Japanese/American/Italian sounds like it would be a great fusion restaurant.

  • The Rev.

    You’re welcome. I hope you enjoy it.

  • Out of curiosity, has there ever been a good Nessie movie? Or even a good killer Plesiosaur movie? The only one I can think of that comes close is Incident at Loch Ness. For the most part, though, it seems Nessie has had worse luck than the yeti/bigfoot.

  • Killer Meteor

    The Green Slime was a co-production with Toei, not Toho.

  • Ken_Begg

    C’mon, Larry Buchanan made the definitive Nessie movie. It’s even better than Zontar Thing from Venus. (And the monster later appeared in Kentucky Fried Movie in a bit hosted by Henry Silva.)

  • Beckoning Chasm

    Actually, I think that was “Amazon Women of the Moon.” “Bullsh!t or Not!” right?

  • Gamera977

    Nessie was Jack the Ripper.

    He was also Dan ‘D.B.’ Cooper.

  • The Rev.

    You’re correct, that’s AWotM.

    I never have seen that Buchanan movie. One of my Roku channels played it a month or so back but I was unable to see it. Admittedly I’m in no great hurry.

    Yeah, lake monster movies are pretty dire. Even Bigfoot got one or two cheesily entertaining ones (and I hear Exists is actually pretty good) but lake monsters…hmmm. Beyond Loch Ness is the best one I’ve seen. It is mostly bad CGI, but there are some really adorable props, and it was fairly breezy to get through.

  • Ken_Begg

    Good call! I got my parody movies mixed up!

  • I will have to watch it, because of course I do, but I have a hard time imagining Buchanan doing a definitive anything.

    Of course, I’m still bitter about Curse of the Swamp Creature. Wait through a whole movie to see a monster and all it does is grab the mad doc and head straight to the nearest alligator pit. Stupid movie.

  • Ken_Begg

    Dude, you should be bitter because you watched a Larry Buchanan movie.

  • That’s a valid point.