Great Moments in Blurbage….

The library I worked at just got a postcard for a series of knock-off Janet Evanovich novels, basically comic chick lit detective stuff. The blurb for the first of three novels featuring the character establishes the set-up like this: “For 30-something ex-bartender Jane Kelly, the private investigating gig just sounds too complicated. When she takes on a missing person’s case, her fears are founded.”

“…her fears are founded“? Man, I hope the author of the books didn’t write the blurbs, because…wow. Also, I doubt she took on a “missing person’s” case, since it’s hard to get hired by a missing person. I think they meant a ‘missing person case.’ Even so, the character is then given the obligatory romantic complications and purportedly zany accessories: “Suddenly her ex-boyfriend returns, and she inherits an irrespressible pug.” To my horror, apparently said pug is named “The Binkster.” Yikes. A bit twee, don’t you think?

The second book finds the novice invesigator “propelled into hair-raising twists and turns…” (?). At this point, apparently, “Jane finds a second body, and weird city gets even weirder.” So…then it’s weirder city?

I guess I could determine whether the books are (hopefully) better written than the advertising blurbs by visiting the author’s website at www.nancybush.com, where one can read excepts and “join The Binkster’s Fan Club.” Man, there are pushing that dog angle pretty hard.

I have a minor interest in what authors suddenly start inspiring a flood of imitators. Over the last 20 years or so, this has been especially prevalent with female authors doing genre stuff. Patricia Cornwell kicked off a slew of female pathologist book series, followed by many similar TV shows (Crossing Jordan, Bones, etc.) And back in the day, Sara Paretsky and (especially) Sue Grafton kicked off the modern female PI novel.

Grafton’s most commercially inspired idea, aped a zillion times by now, was to feature a sequential letter in each title of her novels (‘A’ is for Alibi, etc.), so that you always knew what the next book was. Evanovich was one of the first to ape this, numbering her book titles (One for the Money, etc.) in similar fashion. Now the Jane Kelly series apes Evanovich in this regard as Evanovich aped Grafton, with colors being featured in each title. The only problem there is that this gimmick doesn’t tell you what order to read the books in.

Maybe the weirdest but most successful example of such has been the novels of Laurell K. Hamilton’s, whose Anita Blake series started as basic (and enjoyable) pulp detective / vampire hunter paperbacks, before she caught a severe case of Heinleinitis and weird and constant S/M sex encounters started taking center stage. (And don’t even get me started on her fairie princess books, which at this point are basically just one long series of S/M group sex encounters.)

However, it’s the latter phase of Hamilton’s series that took off, and now there are now seemingly–and maybe literally–dozens of tough, hot female characters involved with some branch of the supernatural (vampires, witches, werewolves, whatever) who are constantly having tons of hot sex. Hamilton has created a cottage industry.

By the way, for well written female detective stuff, let me push Carol O’Connell’s Mallory books. Great characters, and very good writing.

  • The Rev. D.D.

    “irrespressible”?? Did they really write it that way on the blurb?
    Sweet fancy Moses on toast points, that’s just inexcusable.

    I haven’t picked up the last couple Anita Blake books, for the reasons you cite. I borrowed the first couple from a friend in college, and after devouring them immediately went out and bought the first 6 or 7 (which is where they were at that point.) Just really fun, well-crafted pulp-style entertainment. Hell, even the burgeoning romances and eventual love triangle were well-done and enjoyable; Anita’s first time with Jean-Claude was honestly rather steamy and erotic, I thought. And then, after Obsidian Butterfly, the series just started going downhill as it got more and more concerned with the sex. It’s basically porn at this point. I stopped after Incubus Dreams when I realized the trend started two books prior was not only unlikely to reverse itself, but would continue to become more severe; and I still mourn the loss of a series I really enjoyed.
    I haven’t read the faerie books; when a lady friend of mind told me they were “girl porn,” I figured I probably wasn’t the target audience and just stuck with the Blake ones. I later got a sneaking suspicion they were similar to the newer Blake books, and if that’s the case I’m glad I never bothered.

  • GalaxyJane

    The last Anita Blake book I tried to read got literally thrown across the room in disgust about 20 pages in. Sorry Ken, but it was a (GASP) library copy, I’m sure there’s a special hell for people that abuse library books. I had quit buying them a few stories back when the degeneration into porn got so ridiculous. I picked this one up in a vain hope that she might have actually decided to include some plot with the sex. Needless to say I was disappointed.

    I am so ready for the whole Vampire Porn subgenre to run its course.

    D.D. you were right to skip the Merry Gentry books all together. I read the first two and realized that the overall plot had not advanced in any way over the preceding 800-900 pages as that would have taken time away from the orgies.

    It really is frustrating as the first Anita Blake books really were a well-done pastische of the hard-boiled and supernatural genres.

  • GalaxyJane

    So, overall, not much of an improvement?

  • Yeah, but as annoying as it is to people like us, who liked the early novels (and the idea that Merry would be a private eye), the fact is that Hamilton is, like Heinlein before her, now writing what she really wants, and making more money than ever doing so. And I’m not kidding about those myriad of series knocking off her sex-drenched Anita Blake books. Nearly ever issue of Publishers Weekly announces some such tome or other.

  • The Rev. D.D.

    Trips to the local booksellers confirm that as well. I look through the genre books and cannot believe how many books I look over, mutter “Hamilton lite,” and pass by. It’s ridiculous.
    I feel about Hamilton the same way I feel about Metallica: I’m glad for your continued success, but I’m content with your older stuff and won’t be following along your current path, thanks. I know they don’t give a crap, but there it is.

  • ericb

    I clicked on to that link and now Amazon has put all this weird chick pulp on my “you might like” lists.

  • From Carol O’Connell‘s stuff? That’s retarded. Her main character is a woman, but chick lit her stuff ain’t.