Monster of the Day #3122

OK, so after Invisible Invaders we watched a really obscure Italian film called The Machine (or Camera) that Kills Bad People, which is kind of a more light-hearted precursor to Death Note. Then it was Sandy’s shorts (Mason and I had a horrible short but decided to hold it for when we had a larger crowd again), and then Chad held a second quiz, on Dracula, Jack the Ripper and Sherlock Holmes.

The day before at lunch Mary I and had in fact been talking Holmes, as we often do, and name dropped Holmes stage actor William Gillette. Chad mentioned this after the quiz, and I asked if he was annoyed when we did so. He said yes, which didn’t surprise me, because I would have been too. Anyway, I won that quiz slightly more handily than the day’s before, and took home a super-nifty El Santo figure, which now sits on my computer hard drive with my Blacula bobble head, small Grey Hulk figure, the Octoman figure I won a year or two ago after a quiz, and the beloved Yui Hirasawa figure Jeff gave me for Christmas.

After the quiz we went out to dinner (Italian), then came back and picked between an Al Adamson or H.G. Lewis movie, since Sandy owns both their mega-sets. We went with Adamson and I bent arms and we watched Nurse Sherri, which I knew was supposedly an Exorcist knock-off. It starts off as a nurse sex film (probably literally, knowing how Adamson worked), with one weird shot where you can see EVERYTHING Nurse Sherri has, and then kind of becomes a possession film. I don’t remember such about it, but it wasn’t really horrible.

The one accessible Neil Breen movie was Twisted Pair, where he plays superpowered twins (!). We had to buy a digital copy off Amazon. We chipped in so Sandy wouldn’t have to purchase it. In fact, he made five bucks off the deal. Watching the crowd of hardcore bad movie buffs laugh gaspingly in amazement for a good half hour at their first exposure to Breen was fantastic.

Finally, we ended the day with Tammy and the T-Rex, which recently became widely available after decades via a Blu Ray release. We watch the gory cut, which was weird because the rest of the movie plays like a Disney Channel teen movie. The young leads were Denise Richards, who, uh, was very pretty, and Paul Walker, so kudos for the casting director. Nice to cross this one off the list, anyway.

  • Gamera977

    Wow, you guys had a full fest!!! I worry that I might have went on bad movie overload before all that was over!

    I think the best description of Denise Richards was she’s very pretty. I love her as an atomic physicist in ‘The World is Not Enough’. It’s funny in a special on the movie everyone from Brosnan down talked about what a joy she was to work with and no one talks about her acting. I mean she’s passable but compared to Sophie Marceau she was downright horrible.

  • The Rev.

    While a couple of those present had seen one of Breen’s movies, I was shocked that I was the only one that had seen Twisted Pair (on the big screen at an Alamo Drafthouse, no less). It was my first Breen movie and it was truly amazing. Listening to Arthur and Mary laugh so hard for so long was wonderful, as was when the movie finally broke Ken and he kept yelling “WHAT IS HAPPENING!? WHAT IS GOING ON!?!” during the last 20 or so minutes.

    I had seen Tammy and the T-Rex a couple of times before this, but in its “official” format. This was my first time with the “gore” edit, aka the “Tanny” edit (her name was originally Tanny, according to the gore version’s opening credits). I’m unsure version which I prefer, honestly. The gore is pretty enthusiastic, if not always credible (okay, almost never credible), but I almost prefer the off-kilter feeling of the other version, where you have this childish approach to violence…and then a raging sociopath who attempts murder via lion, teens digging up a rotten corpse, and a robotic dinosaur body shopping while his friends drag cadavers to a window for him to look at. The gore seem more at place in the story, honestly, and I enjoyed it, but the other version has that emotional whiplash thing continually going on. All I know is I’m glad we finally watched it, although I wish more people had seen it because I love that crazy movie and the more people that see it, the better.

  • Kirk

    “I’m a nukular scmientist!” is our running gag anytime she appears on screen.

  • I found The Machine for Killing People to be oddly sweet and charming, given the premise. We didn’t make it through Tammy, mostly my fault as I was beat to death from new job. Very excited by my respectable Third-Place finish in the Victorian Pastiche quiz and by the Jonny Quest BluRays that would have been my choice even had I come first. Nurse Sherri was the easiest demon posession to even be driven off on screen.

  • Eric Hinkle

    Having read about Tammy and the T-Rex, I wondered if it was as demented as the description made it sound. Going by what’s been said here, it is.

    Talking brains in robotic Tyrannosaurs, has anyone here read about the ‘Batmanasaurus Rex’ thing from DC? They supposedly had a story where Batman gets so mangled by his foes that he transplants his brain into the giant robot T-rex in the Batcave. Then he goes and eats all the inmates of Arkham Asylum. Played dead serious. The worst part? When I compare it to some of the other plots DC has used over the past it actually sounds worth reading.

  • The Stomp Tokyo review suggested that some of Denise Richards’ outfits weren’t purchased at Tramps R’ Us as much as they were bought at Sluts B’ Used. That was a very memorable movie review line.