Monster of the Day #1970 (Slightly NSFW)

This is a bit racy for the site, but damn, that’s a nice poster. And you can’t say it isn’t a perfect B-movie artifact. Continuing a side theme for his week, it’s presumably MUCH better than the movie, given that it’s directed by notorious hack Jess Franco.

Have a great weekend, everyone!

  • Gamera977

    Oh wow!!! No this one I have not seen…

    No way it could live up to that poster though!

  • Ericb

    You’d think that zombies would be more interested in her brain rather then her boobs.

  • Eric Hinkle

    “Please, Miss! We don’t want you for your body. Just your brains!”

  • Eric Hinkle

    Well, if she’s a virgin then she should be safe from the walking dead, right?

    And if the actress in question looked anything like the lovely lady in the poster — yeah, I’ll have to see this movie.

  • Gamera977

    More interested in her boobs than her brains…. so they’re male zombies???

    Sorry, I can’t claim to be totally innocent here.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    Interesting. It looks like the artist went for full topless, but the producers balked and made him add more hair.

  • bgbear_rnh

    One of you dudes lend this lady a robe. She could catch her death.

  • Mike Weller

    Unless they’re gay…then they’d wanna eat the brain of her hairdresser?
    (yeah, not a P.C. joke. If any showflakes read this- deal.)

  • Mike Weller

    Does she look like any specific Hammer actress, or a bit o’ many?

  • Rock Baker

    I see a bit of Ingrid Pitt in her face.

  • Rock Baker

    Indeed. The nude lady looks like the one element the film could actually deliver.

  • Marsden

    It’s just me, I’m sure, but did anyone notice her expression and the face in the sky behind her seem to have almost exactly the same expression?

  • Rock Baker

    Maybe it’s a bit of foreshadowing. Yesterday’s poster wasn’t sheepish about blowing the ending, and with this one here being Italian….

  • Ericb

    I’m not sure. Her face seems to say: “Oh my! Something unpleasant seems afoot. Maybe I should slightly quicken my pace!.” While the Skull seems to be saying “Why am I here? There must be better jobs at $2.50 an hour.”

  • The Rev.

    I kind of think she does. Her name is Christina von Blanc if you’d like to see for yourself.

  • zombiewhacker

    In other movie news:

    I see Quatermass 2 (Enemy from Space) and Quatermass and the Pit (Five Million Years to Earth) are getting BluRay releases and should be out very shortly. (No word yet on Creeping Unknown/Quatermass Experiment).

  • Eric Hinkle

    I’ll do a search for her. Thanks.

  • Eric Hinkle

    *Sigh* One of these days I have to convince the family so spend some money on a blue-ray player. Of course, that’ll be right after I convince them to spend some money on necessary repairs and upkeep on the house.

  • To be fair, nothing could live up to that poster. What a beaut! I can’t imagine the amount of talent spent over the years creating gorgeous art to advertise movies that have all the artistic pretensions of a 3 year looks finger painting.