(Well, except that the upcoming Sex and the City movie is two and a half hours longs. That’s a lot of [insert brand name of very expensive, fashionable shoes which I have never heard of].)
Reports indicate that German auteur Werner Herzog is set to direct a remake of the 1992 Abel Ferrara/Harvey Keitel movie Bad Lieutenant, the new version to star Nicolas Cage.
Man, nothing about that sentence doesn’t scream ‘immense commercial success.’