Klaatu barada suckto…

With mankind’s first uncertain steps into the atomic age comes a warning from beyond the stars: cease your fighting and your wars or you will be destroyed. “The decision rests with you,” Klaatu says by way of farewell at the end of “The Day the Earth Stood Still,” a classic of Cold War science-fiction from 1951.Fifty years later and Klaatu has a new message for humanity, but one with equally dire consequences should we choose to ignore it, Keanu Reeves, who is playing the alien in Scott Derrickson’s upcoming remake, told MTV News.

“The first one was borne out of the cold war and nuclear détente. Klaatu came and was saying cease and desist with your violence. If you can’t do it yourselves we’re going to do it. That was the film of that day,” Reeves explained. “The version I was just working on, instead of being man against man, it’s more about man against nature. My Klaatu says that if the Earth dies, you die. If you die, the earth survives. I’m a friend to the earth.”

While humanity still engages in a staggering number of international conflicts, the environmental message is one that, not only encompasses wars, and fights, and terrorism, but one that goes beyond constrictions to become a millennial message of “what we are doing and who we are as a species,” Reeves insisted. “We’re trying to reach beyond the idea of [just] environmentalism.”

Among the other changes in the film, none may be more radical than Gort, Klaatu’s robot companion (or leader in some versions), that, let’s face it, looked like the tin-man in 1951. FX should change that, right?

“Hey man, don’t put that tin man down! That was iconoclastic!” Reeves protested. “[But] yes, we have another version of the [robot].”

One thing that won’t change? According to Reeves, he still says the immortal words, “Klaatu barada nikto.”

For the love of….  I’m really starting to wish Reeves had ended up making that Billy Jack remake instead.  Sheesh.

  • Hollywood and all there need to be nuked from the face of the Earth.

  • sardu

    So this film will in fact be a global warming screed. Couldn’t see that one coming.

  • By the way, I assume he means Gort was “iconic,” not “iconoclastic.” On the other hand, with Reeves, who knows?

  • BeckoningChasm

    Geez, Gort still looks impressive even today. He was impressive considering for most of the film he only stood there like a statue. (“iconoclastic”? man, that is hilarious)

    I can only imagine what overly-hyperballetic CGI thing they’ll come up with.

  • Ericb

    “I can only imagine what overly-hyperballetic CGI thing they’ll come up with.”

    They’ll make him a Transformers knockoff.

  • Ericb

    The main problem with the new environmental angle is that it makes the aliens’ motivations pretty weak. While in the original the aliens actually had a reasonable fear that the humans’ destructive potential represented a threat to other races but why should they care if humans make the Earth uninhabitable? Only Earth life would suffer but there is no potential interplanetary threat here so why are they getting involved? Are these new aliens a kind of interplanetary Greenpeace or something?

  • fish eye no miko

    “The first one was borne out of the cold war and nuclear détente. Klaatu came and was saying cease and desist with your violence.”

    No, he wasn’t, He was just saying, “Keep it on your own turf.” BIG difference.
    /DUMB. ASSES.

  • I forget if it was Harry or Moriarty over at Ain’t It Cool News but one of them reportedly read the script for the remake and described it as being worse than you could possibly imagine.

    Sound like they should retitle this one THE DAY THE TRUTH STOOD INCONVENIENT.

  • Keanu Reeves should know better by now than to make ‘meaningful’ movies.

  • Charles Goodwin

    I can only quote the immortal Leslie Nielsen in The Poseidon Adventure

    “Oh…my….God…”

    And for pretty much the same reason…

  • Dan Coyle

    Wait, Keanu was going to remake Billy Jack? Holy shit that’s brilliant…ly stupid.

  • JoshG

    Apparently the “Creature from the Black Lagoon” remake will also have an environmental message.

    From Wikipedia:
    “Ross said in March 2007 the Gill-man’s origin would be reinvented, with him being the result of a pharmaceutical corporation polluting the Amazon.”

  • The Rev. D.D.

    Great, it’s going to be Prophecy all over again, with crappy CGI instead of crappy costumes and puppets.

    I know there are problems with the old “missing link/ancient survivor” explanation, but it’s still a lot easier to swallow than “pollution did it.”
    Unless you toss it in there as a throwaway explanation at the beginning and then never reference it again, so the movie audience doesn’t think about it too much. (See
    The Host. Seriously. See it.) That’s something I doubt modern Hollywood writers and directors can do.