Monster of the Day #1853

I tried and tried, but there are no possible puns that can be inspired by this picture.

Happy Friday, everyone.

  • Now here’s a fella who really could have used a Red Bull.

  • Gamera977

    ‘Hello Mister Henderson. Remember taking away your daughter’s cell phone? Yes, I am indeed the wrath of a twelve-year old girl made manifest!!!!’

  • Gamera977

    There was a scene written but not shot for ‘Star Trek: The Final Frontier’ with Sybok galloping across the desert on an alien unicorn with a speared guy writhing on the horn. It was removed due to a glut of unicorns popping up in late ’80s movies and the desire to make Sybok less of a violet jihadist type.

    And hopefully due to even as bad as the movie already was this sounds as goofy as hell.

  • BGBear_rnh babyit’scoldoutside

    I get your point about not much inspiration for a corny pun.

  • Eric Hinkle

    I so want to see SyFy make a movie out of this. KILLER UNICORN.

    Just for the following lines:

    “It’s a classic mythological unicorn. It’ll kill anyone that isn’t a virgin.”

    “Okay, so we just lure this thing into a Brony convention and we’re all set.”

  • Eric Hinkle

    Yikes. That sounds like something from a bad fanfic.

  • The Rev.

    Considering all the mythological creatures they did tap for movies, I’m actually kind of surprised they didn’t. And now I want to make it a reality.

  • Eric Hinkle

    Do it. I swear I’ll buy a ticket to see it.

  • thunderclancat

    Yeah, try getting horny, now, pal.

  • Flangepart

    Get the POINT? Hah? Cause you see what I did…Oh, you’re dead. Never mind.

  • Dmitri Kozlowsky

    Sheesh! They thought it was going to be all sparkles and pink unicorns.