Now here’s a fella who really could have used a Red Bull.
Gamera977
‘Hello Mister Henderson. Remember taking away your daughter’s cell phone? Yes, I am indeed the wrath of a twelve-year old girl made manifest!!!!’
Gamera977
There was a scene written but not shot for ‘Star Trek: The Final Frontier’ with Sybok galloping across the desert on an alien unicorn with a speared guy writhing on the horn. It was removed due to a glut of unicorns popping up in late ’80s movies and the desire to make Sybok less of a violet jihadist type.
And hopefully due to even as bad as the movie already was this sounds as goofy as hell.
BGBear_rnh babyit’scoldoutside
I get your point about not much inspiration for a corny pun.
Eric Hinkle
I so want to see SyFy make a movie out of this. KILLER UNICORN.
Just for the following lines:
“It’s a classic mythological unicorn. It’ll kill anyone that isn’t a virgin.”
“Okay, so we just lure this thing into a Brony convention and we’re all set.”
Eric Hinkle
Yikes. That sounds like something from a bad fanfic.
The Rev.
Considering all the mythological creatures they did tap for movies, I’m actually kind of surprised they didn’t. And now I want to make it a reality.
Eric Hinkle
Do it. I swear I’ll buy a ticket to see it.
thunderclancat
Yeah, try getting horny, now, pal.
Flangepart
Get the POINT? Hah? Cause you see what I did…Oh, you’re dead. Never mind.
Dmitri Kozlowsky
Sheesh! They thought it was going to be all sparkles and pink unicorns.