Monster of the Day #1745

Updated on June 7, 2018 By Ken Begg 10 Comments

Wait, wasn’t that the sequel to Zebra in the Kitchen?

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  • Gamera977

    The big issue with an affair with a lamia or any other sort of female demon is that as you can see you’re not just marrying her but her whole damned (literally) family.

    Plus I always found the blood-sucking thing to be the definition of high maintenance.

    At least the ‘Lamia in the Kitchen’ will make you a sandwich…

  • Beckoning Chasm

    I wonder why the ellipsis is there? It’s like part of a punchline or something.

  • bgbear_rnh

    yes like a line that says female demon? isn’t that redundant? Hey now.

  • Flangepart

    Follows the question “Do you REALLY want…”

  • Beckoning Chasm

    It’s probably like the old Hawaiian Punch commercials, where if you complete the sentence “How about a nice…” it happens to you.

  • Huh. Now whenever I have dark thoughts about my name (which admittedly isn’t often any more) I can always say “Well, at least I’m not Thorp McClusky.”

    Though really, that’s a fairly unique handle.

    …

    And it has the fringe benefit of not being in any way connected to the Twilight series.

    …

    …

    Damn it. Why couldn’t I be named Thorp McClusky?

  • Ericp

    It looks like a Katy Perry video.

  • Eric Hinkle

    Ah, but will she /make/ you a sandwich, or make /you/ a sandwich?

  • Eric Hinkle

    I could live with a she-demon that looked like that.

  • Ken_Begg

    Ha, well done, sir.