King might consider this scary but now I want to write a story about true horror. Like a city maintenance worker roused out of a nice warm bed at three am on a Sunday morning to deal with flooding caused by a feral clown clogging the storm flow drainage system.
Beckoning Chasm
The Knights Who Say “Ni!” really regretted choosing this show for Movie Night.
Gamera977
‘Hey Jabootite! I’m showing bad movies down here!’
zombiewhacker
Mr. Gallagher: “I say, Mr. Shean, whatever is that clown doing standing in that sewer drain?”
Mr. Shean: “Why, Mr. Gallagher, isn’t it obvious? He’s trying to curry favor!”
(Rimshot!)
Eric Hinkle
Remember when everyone was going crazy over killer klown sightings this time last year?
