Monster of the Day #1415

A lot of these people die, right? Given the level of violence portrayed against them, I have to think so. I always thought these commercials must be a prequel to the Yeti slasher film Night of the Demon, which features one of cinema’s several Horrible Deaths Suffered by Someone Trapped in Their Sleeping Bag.

  • Gamera977

    My theory as to why no one has found Dan ‘DB’ Cooper is after he buried his chute Sasquatch whacked him and took the bag of money and spend it all on beef jerky…

  • Eric Hinkle

    Whenever I saw one of these commercials, I was cheering for Bigfoot.

  • The Rev.

    Same here.

    Like Ken, I was also like, “Well, he’s dead.” I like the theory of them setting up Night of the Demon.

  • Gamera977

    Yeah, I thought we were supposed to be cheering for Bigfoot. He’s just minding his own and then these guys show up and start ‘messing with him’.

  • Flangepart

    Precisely. Looks like there be more ‘commercial monsters’ than we remembered.

  • bgbear_rnh

    Pranksters lives matter.

  • Ken_Begg

    Not as many as I hoped. I already used the Geico and Jim Beam krackens. I’ll see if I can think of anything else before tomorrow.

  • The Rev.

    Did you use the other Jim Beam one? It really….roc’d.

    I’ll see myself out.