Monster of the Day #1306

“Oh, plus I’m a werewolf!”

  • Beckoning Chasm

    So, Jimmy just drank anything he found lying around, turned every ray projector on himself, had himself cloned, etc. I’m sure Superman regretted choosing him as a “pal.”

    “Of for crying out loud, Jimmy! I’ve got work to do!”

  • Gamera977

    I’m wondering how Jimmy kept his job at the Daily Planet.

    ‘Let me get this straight, you’re calling in sick today because you’re a werewolf. Last week you called in sick because a mad scientist made a giant green clone of you. And the week before that you were turned into a giant, bug-eyed, turtle mutant…’

  • He knows so much about the potion and its effect, odds are good he drank it on purpose for free kisses.

  • KeithB

    No freckles! And what is with the zee-zee-zee?

  • That’s coming from the watch Superman gave Jimmy in case Jimmy got into trouble. Little did he know that he was going to hear zee-zee-zee every time Jimmy had trouble opening a jar. Which, frankly, happened with every jar.

  • bgbear_rnh

    Just leave a loaded revolver lying around and the “Jimmy problem” should take care of itself.

  • bgbear_rnh

    I hope Superman can avoid the Master Roshi solution. I would miss the moon.

  • Eric Hinkle

    Actually, I once looked at a collection of these stories. Jimmy usually went in to work when he looked like some freak or monster. No good sense at all, but he had a heck of a work ethic.

  • Eric Hinkle

    Now we know why Silver Age Superman used to mess with Olsen all the time. “I’ll teach Jimmy a lesson. I’ll marry him off to a gorilla That should keep him out of my hair long enough for me to defeat Luthor’s latest plot.”

  • Gamera977

    ‘Mister President, I called Superman and asked for his help with the Soviet missiles in Cuba but he seems to be busy. Something about his pal Jimmy Olsen mutating into a giant fire-breathing aardvark….’

  • Beckoning Chasm

    Imagine if Superman’s Jimmy and Gamera’s Kenny got together. The earth would probably blow up within 30 seconds.

  • Flangepart

    And did you notice the finger nails match the purple of the bottle?

    Ya know, Supes could palm off Olsen and his ‘problems’ to other hero’s, kinda like a rotating work schedule.
    “Aquaman, It’s your turn to bag Olsen’s scrack-up.”
    “Fine. What is it this time.”
    “Uh…he’s turned into an army of Cactus men. In Toledo, Ohio.”
    “Oh, you owe me big blue…you-owe-me!”

  • Ericb

    I bet Jimmy’s shrink is raking it in.

  • Too bad this was before the Internet; I’m sure Jimmy could easily find a willing kisser in certain chat rooms……

  • Rock Baker

    I hate when that happens.

  • Marsden

    So, Jimmy’s problems about getting a girl to kiss him are exactly the same as always?