Monster of the Day #1306 Updated on March 9, 2016 By Ken Begg 16 Comments “Oh, plus I’m a werewolf!” Tweet Pin It Related PostsMonster of the Day #1534 (Mar 28, 2017) Monster of the Day #1533 (Mar 27, 2017) Monster of the Day #1532 (Mar 24, 2017) Monster of the Day #1531 (Mar 22, 2017) Monster of the Day #1530 (Mar 21, 2017) By Ken Begg http://jabootu.net Beckoning Chasm So, Jimmy just drank anything he found lying around, turned every ray projector on himself, had himself cloned, etc. I’m sure Superman regretted choosing him as a “pal.” “Of for crying out loud, Jimmy! I’ve got work to do!” Gamera977 I’m wondering how Jimmy kept his job at the Daily Planet. ‘Let me get this straight, you’re calling in sick today because you’re a werewolf. Last week you called in sick because a mad scientist made a giant green clone of you. And the week before that you were turned into a giant, bug-eyed, turtle mutant…’ Cullen Waters He knows so much about the potion and its effect, odds are good he drank it on purpose for free kisses. KeithB No freckles! And what is with the zee-zee-zee? Cullen Waters That’s coming from the watch Superman gave Jimmy in case Jimmy got into trouble. Little did he know that he was going to hear zee-zee-zee every time Jimmy had trouble opening a jar. Which, frankly, happened with every jar. bgbear_rnh Just leave a loaded revolver lying around and the “Jimmy problem” should take care of itself. bgbear_rnh I hope Superman can avoid the Master Roshi solution. I would miss the moon. Eric Hinkle Actually, I once looked at a collection of these stories. Jimmy usually went in to work when he looked like some freak or monster. No good sense at all, but he had a heck of a work ethic. Eric Hinkle Now we know why Silver Age Superman used to mess with Olsen all the time. “I’ll teach Jimmy a lesson. I’ll marry him off to a gorilla That should keep him out of my hair long enough for me to defeat Luthor’s latest plot.” Gamera977 ‘Mister President, I called Superman and asked for his help with the Soviet missiles in Cuba but he seems to be busy. Something about his pal Jimmy Olsen mutating into a giant fire-breathing aardvark….’ Beckoning Chasm Imagine if Superman’s Jimmy and Gamera’s Kenny got together. The earth would probably blow up within 30 seconds. Flangepart And did you notice the finger nails match the purple of the bottle? Ya know, Supes could palm off Olsen and his ‘problems’ to other hero’s, kinda like a rotating work schedule. “Aquaman, It’s your turn to bag Olsen’s scrack-up.” “Fine. What is it this time.” “Uh…he’s turned into an army of Cactus men. In Toledo, Ohio.” “Oh, you owe me big blue…you-owe-me!” Ericb I bet Jimmy’s shrink is raking it in. rtpoeman Too bad this was before the Internet; I’m sure Jimmy could easily find a willing kisser in certain chat rooms…… Rock Baker I hate when that happens. Marsden So, Jimmy’s problems about getting a girl to kiss him are exactly the same as always?