Monster of the Day #1133

Updated on April 7, 2015 By Ken Begg 17 Comments

Arghh, I hate it when I choose a monster for which there is no conceivable pun.

kgb_san_diego

Too. Many. Choices! Must. Shut. Down. Smart-a$$. Response…
Cullen Waters

Sir, joust give up and call it a knight.

I can’t resist a pun. EVER.
Gamera977

Well, if he’d been the real Lord Soth those meddling kids wouldn’t have stood a chance…
Flangepart

“And wherefore arth thou, in thy cast iron tuxedo?” B. Bunny.
bgbear_rnh

My armor would have protected me if it had not been for those de-mettaling kids
bgbear_rnh

I am throwing down the gauntlet and saying we need to lance these puns like a boil.
Gamera977

You think I’m joust another monster- I refuse to be treated in such a cavalier fashion!
bgbear_rnh

just back off man, two steps back and one to the right.
Beckoning Chasm

“Sir Prize!!”
Cullen Waters

Armor puns really called for?
bgbear_rnh

Ivahoed’n my tongue.
Eric Hinkle

I thought Soth was in Ravenloft these days?
Gamera977

Not sure where he is currently – I think I heard Weis and Hickman got bent out of shape and stuck him in a DragonLance novel while he’s supposed to be in RavenLoft. Since WotC isn’t supporting either setting these days I guess you can imagine him wherever you want!
CaptNemo

When conception art for the latest Dark Knight picture was submitted to the director, there was clearly some lack of communication.
bgbear_rnh

a dark and stormy knight indeed
Eric Hinkle

Only if you’ve ironed them all out.
Rodford Smith

Once a knight is enough.

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