Monster of the Day #1133

Arghh, I hate it when I choose a monster for which there is no conceivable pun.

  • kgb_san_diego

    Too. Many. Choices! Must. Shut. Down. Smart-a$$. Response…

  • Sir, joust give up and call it a knight.

    I can’t resist a pun. EVER.

  • Gamera977

    Well, if he’d been the real Lord Soth those meddling kids wouldn’t have stood a chance…

  • Flangepart

    “And wherefore arth thou, in thy cast iron tuxedo?” B. Bunny.

  • bgbear_rnh

    My armor would have protected me if it had not been for those de-mettaling kids

  • bgbear_rnh

    I am throwing down the gauntlet and saying we need to lance these puns like a boil.

  • Gamera977

    You think I’m joust another monster- I refuse to be treated in such a cavalier fashion!

  • bgbear_rnh

    just back off man, two steps back and one to the right.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    “Sir Prize!!”

  • Armor puns really called for?

  • bgbear_rnh

    Ivahoed’n my tongue.

  • Eric Hinkle

    I thought Soth was in Ravenloft these days?

  • Gamera977

    Not sure where he is currently – I think I heard Weis and Hickman got bent out of shape and stuck him in a DragonLance novel while he’s supposed to be in RavenLoft. Since WotC isn’t supporting either setting these days I guess you can imagine him wherever you want!

  • CaptNemo

    When conception art for the latest Dark Knight picture was submitted to the director, there was clearly some lack of communication.

  • bgbear_rnh

    a dark and stormy knight indeed

  • Eric Hinkle

    Only if you’ve ironed them all out.

  • Rodford Smith

    Once a knight is enough.